jackal's definitions

german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.

"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'

by Jackal April 15, 2005

PH

Short for Pussy Hound

Mike is a notorious PH

by Jackal March 31, 2005

EU

EU is the European Union, a cooperation between most European countries.

It was originally founded after WWII as a peace initiative. The idea was that with close cooperation between countries, military conflicts would be made impossible.

The EU had 15 member states before 2004.

by jackal March 8, 2005

Gamahuche

To perform oral sex.

Driving down the Highway 401, the truckers could see that she was giving me some fine gamahuche.

by Jackal October 17, 2004

Emo Kid

little bitch ass kids who wander around looking sad about nothing, pretend that they have struggle and strife (usually rich preppy kids who shop at hot topic and buy 5 dollar anarchy patches and call themselves rebels) think of themselves as talented when in fact they are just hypocrites so full of shit its pouring out of their eyes in the form of tears. It's a label for people who can't form their own identity, just like goths and wiggers.

I saw this emo kid today looking all depressed at the bus stop so i kicked him in the balls and gave him something to cry about

by Jackal January 28, 2004

B.A.T.s

"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not

Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell

by Jackal November 24, 2003

SERS

Speratic
ERection
Sysndrome

also see NRBs (no reason boner)

random erections, a guy will get while sitting in class or at his desk, or any time when he is not thinking of sex

by Jackal November 19, 2003