j's definitions

3000GT

196 hoarsepower GSXR1000
at a 1/8 the weight

dude, look, he just did 270km/hour in 11 seconds....

yer i just creamed myself

by J April 1, 2005

Damien Rice

Brilliant singer/songwriter from Cellbridge County Killdare.
Absolutely unreal live!!!

"I was at that Damien Rice gig last night, it was amazing!"

by j April 9, 2005

Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.

Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.

by J May 3, 2005

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.

this prom is wack as hell.

by J April 21, 2004

Skyline

The car with the most street credability of anything. Also, when modified, can pack over 1350bhp.

Widely accepted throughout the world to be possibly the best car ever, accept in america where the corvette wins on patriotic grounds.

The most up to date version is the
GTR R-35 Concept. Sweet looks and improved handling make it almost ultimate even before modifying. They have to change the front badge though.

That skyline in 2 fast 2 furios was shit! They should try getting more than a measly 750bhp outta that engine.

by J January 8, 2005

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004