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Malayalam

Malayalam

is the major language of the state of Kerala, in southern India. It is one of the 17 official languages of India, spoken by over 30 million people. A person who speaks Malayalam is called a "Malayalee" and rarely, a "Keralite".

Is there anyone out there who can speak malayalam with me...?

by j August 28, 2004

metalica

hmmm, notice metalica gets more of a rap then the actual metallica

and we all know that metallica made some of the best music this pathetic world has ever heard... apart from their most recent album, but we just pretend that it never happened.

why abuse the ones that started music in its most finest artistic talent... abuse the ones that dislike it, Low mans lyric all the way...

by J March 31, 2005

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 1, 2008

Lincoln Memorial

When a girl is riding you, she spins around like sitting on a chair. Like Abe Lincoln at the memorial in D.C.

She did a Lincoln Memorial on me twice in one hour.

by J November 12, 2003

elevator funny

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:

1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo

by J May 28, 2004

Fucksuckle

A type of creeping plant similar to honeysuckle, distinguished by the strong aroma of fuck it emanates. Not to be confused with the fucksicle.

Goodness me mother, the garden is thick with the heady aroma of fucksuckle today.

by J April 18, 2004

life

something that appears pointless and will result in pain some how.

something that results in nothing

"i did nothing with my life, i had nothing"

"i had everything in life and now im about to hav nothing"

by j July 18, 2004