j's definitions

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

kickback

get together to smoke n drink hella. everyone in the SACRA valley knows bout it, cuz there aint shit to do so we just have kikbacks everyday.

eh, vato you gon go to Leticia's kikback at 3. Heard there was gonna be hella smoke n she gots like 10 bottles.

by J May 13, 2005

o's

common baltimorian nickname for the Orioles, the best team in baseball history, arch-enemies of the New York Yankees, also emphasized heavily in the national anthem

O's baby... O-R-I-O-L-E-S

by J May 5, 2005

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e

ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave

by J May 4, 2005

terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet

i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin

by J May 4, 2005

rags'd out

hard, fast, pounding sex

boy that girl is gettin RAGS'D out

by j May 4, 2005