394 definitions by j

Law School professor who talks to students like they are first graders.
The condescending Pat Bob said: "Mr. Whitten, will you tell me when I can continue talking."
by j February 1, 2005
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a type of J u would usually roll if you are going to be smoking it while driving..

also a term of driving while smoking with the windows up, causing the cabin to be filled with a smoke you are unable to see through
J' oi wind the windows down i cant see shit
kid' nah eh mm... maaan.. leave fuk wind, he.. hehe.. hehehehe
J' fukwit
by j April 1, 2005
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sick, creamy, anonymous, krusty, enenomy...

yer that fungitudinal mossitious shit that grows on ur eyelids, thats the one... yer...
j' scake
kid' yer man... scake
j' am i making shit up again
kid' u make shit up all the time
j' too true hombraro too true
by j April 2, 2005
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a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.
lindows owns windows
by j March 6, 2004
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A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.
Perl is my automatron.
by j May 4, 2003
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The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.
Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.
by j May 5, 2004
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