j's definitions

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

smizzie

another word for a cigarette

lets go have a smizzie

by j January 28, 2006

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004

Lounse

Lounse can mean anything you want it to, like Explorer's mom on a stick. It can also be added to other words or names.

Hey Explorer, can i come over to your house and see Lounse.

by J July 29, 2006

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005