j's definitions

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004

wooder ice

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

by j May 28, 2004

antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

by J August 13, 2003

lindows

a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.

lindows owns windows

by j March 6, 2004

kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.

gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!

by j March 14, 2005

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet

i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin

by J May 4, 2005