j's definitions

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

exeleutherostomize

To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries.

The interview for the teaching position at the girls' high school was not the place for Paul to exeleutherostomize.

by j April 17, 2005

goat

Dickhead

- He's a fuckin goat that man

by J July 17, 2003

nivinableful

a combination of nice forgivin unbeleivable beatiful

you are so a nivinableful

by j March 26, 2005

Shitter

A word one utters right before you blow some twat (or twats) into the next world. Best used when disposing of political enemies or exacting vengeance on some fucktard who has denigrates your line of work.

From the unnecessarily violent comic strip "Peanut".

Spodsie: "You cunts better start looking for a proper job! HAHAHAHA!"

Dave: "Shitter!" (Bang!-Bang!-Bang!)

by J March 9, 2005

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

RaVeRSurGe

one who likes to insert weird tracknames in tracklistings

02. Steve Hamster - Conclusion (Mesh Dub)
06. Roy Wood & Wizzard - 'I Wish it could be christmas everyday (dub)'

by j July 27, 2003