j's definitions

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004

Jcfrat

A cool guy

Pete says...Hey there is a Jcfrat
John says...Lets hang out with him hes cool

by J March 17, 2004

Joella

Feminine singular of Joel.

Joel without a penis.

by j November 29, 2004

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005