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detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.
Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!
by J May 27, 2005
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Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005
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durrr

The same as saying no duh or the sound a retard makes and is fun to say with a lot of people.
Kid 1: Your sister is soooo hott.

Kid 2: Durrr...
by J June 30, 2005
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Damien Rice

Brilliant singer/songwriter from Cellbridge County Killdare.
Absolutely unreal live!!!
"I was at that Damien Rice gig last night, it was amazing!"
by j April 9, 2005
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Bell x1

Brilliant band from Cellbridge, County Kildare. Used to be bandmates of damien rice absolutely brilliant band!!
"Have you heard the new Bell x1 single? It's really good!"
by j April 9, 2005
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Dubliner

excuse me gerry80???

A person from Dublin (in Ireland) no difference between north or souhsiders because you can't judge people from where they live!
(not everyone in dublin are "wankers"!!)
i live in dublin therefore i'm a dubliner..
by J April 9, 2005
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hit'n that

to fuck someone. Talking about how you fucked somebody.
"I was hit'n that last night."
by J April 9, 2005
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