j's definitions

shotgun

To place a marijuana ciggarette or marijuana cigar in your mouth backwards(while lit, with the burning end in your mouth) and blowing smoke through the mouthpiece into someone's face or mouth while they inhale.

If you want me to give you a shotgun, first you gotta dump the ashes off the blunt.

by J January 23, 2004

S&M

Sympathy & Metallcica-

An album and DVD released by Metallica, in which Metallica plays with a Sympathy conducted by Michael Kamen.

I love S&M! It is the best!

by J January 14, 2005

Santoor

is a stringed instrument which is popular in the middle East. It is of great importance in the Indian state of Kashmir. Santoor is used there for accompanying a type of classical music called 'Soofiana Kalam', along with other instruments.

Santoor is made of a box of wood, trapezoid in shape. Over this there are thirty bridges, arranged in fifteen rows, two in each row. A set of four strings of metal tuned to the same note is stretched over each pair of bridges, thus the total number of wires is sixty. The length and thickness of strings vary according to the octave, the strings are thickest in the lower octave. It is played with a pair of flat wooden pieces curved at the striking end.

The sound that comes from a Santoor is unbelievable.

by j August 28, 2004

ghettobird

a police helicopter

"motherfuck you and your punkass ghettobird"

by J January 9, 2004

sexual frustration

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the other gender leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

after she broke up with him, he suffered from severe sexual frustration

by J October 28, 2004

FLY DOWN

the closest meaning i could come up with to the Man Down

kid' aight, the fly situation is under control...
J' nice one
kid' chyeah

by J April 1, 2005

TSB

See 'scumboid' for further guidance. Generally means common person, place or event.

'Have you seen her house, it's so TSB! Tack everywhere!'

by J June 23, 2003