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shopping

It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.
by izcool December 12, 2006
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Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.
I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.
by izcool February 9, 2008
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McDopoly

A combination of McDonald's and Monopoly all rolled into one word - McDopoly. Typically, McDonald's has the Monopoly game promotion every year, usually around October.
I'm gonna go play McDopoly when I'm out.
by izcool October 16, 2010
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Accident

There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
by izcool September 11, 2009
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Spice Rack

A girl's rack topped off with some allspice. There you go, now you have a spice rack.
I took a bottle of allspice and sprinkled some of it on that girl's rack. Now she has a spice rack. :)
by izcool June 6, 2009
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Handsome Sleep

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.
My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"
by izcool August 19, 2010
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McDollar Menu

What I think McDonald's should call their "Dollar Menu". I'm lovin it.
Hmm, what should I get on the McDollar Menu today...?
by izcool December 5, 2010
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