izcool's definitions

McDollar Menu

What I think McDonald's should call their "Dollar Menu". I'm lovin it.

Hmm, what should I get on the McDollar Menu today...?

by izcool December 5, 2010

Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".

Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!

by izcool October 29, 2011

Safe Sex On The Beach

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

by izcool January 8, 2011

Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

Fahrenheit 9/11½

A sequel to Michael Moore's 2004 movie Fahrenheit 9/11.

Fahrenheit 9/11 and Fahrenheit 9/11½ are by Michael Moore.

by izcool August 17, 2006

Handsome Sleep

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.

My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"

by izcool August 19, 2010

Pre Order

The newest way of fast food places (especially McDonald's) to try to get you to buy food that you don't want or need. When you get to the drive-thru ordering spot (with the menu and all), they "greet" you with "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?". Of course, you think this is a person that is ready to take your order. Instead, when you're in the middle of saying your order, you get "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?", or "Sorry - can you repeat that?". This is just like going inside and when you reach the counter, the person says that crap to you, and walks away. I find it ridiculous.

Me: *Drives up to the drive-thru*
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*

Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.

by izcool August 22, 2009