izcool's definitions

Roadkill

A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.

by izcool September 20, 2006

Fahrenheit 9/11½

A sequel to Michael Moore's 2004 movie Fahrenheit 9/11.

Fahrenheit 9/11 and Fahrenheit 9/11½ are by Michael Moore.

by izcool August 17, 2006

Safe Sex On The Beach

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

by izcool January 8, 2011

Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

Handsome Sleep

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.

My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"

by izcool August 19, 2010

Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

by izcool May 10, 2008

Mr. Worldwide

A signature lyric in any of Pitbull's songs. If it's a Pitbull song, it most likely has it in the beginning. It's like a verbal tick he can't get rid of. Just like how any politician always says "God Bless America" at the end of every speech.

Opening lyrics to Havana Brown's song "We Run The Night": Havana Brown - Red One - Mr. Worldwide.

by izcool September 9, 2013