izcool's definitions

Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".

Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!

by izcool October 29, 2011

shopping

See: Photoshopping, Photoshopped, or Shopped.

It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.

by izcool December 12, 2006

Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.

I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.

by izcool February 9, 2008

Mr. Worldwide

A signature lyric in any of Pitbull's songs. If it's a Pitbull song, it most likely has it in the beginning. It's like a verbal tick he can't get rid of. Just like how any politician always says "God Bless America" at the end of every speech.

Opening lyrics to Havana Brown's song "We Run The Night": Havana Brown - Red One - Mr. Worldwide.

by izcool September 9, 2013

Safe Sex On The Beach

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

by izcool January 8, 2011

Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

Spice Rack

A girl's rack topped off with some allspice. There you go, now you have a spice rack.

I took a bottle of allspice and sprinkled some of it on that girl's rack. Now she has a spice rack. :)

by izcool June 6, 2009