izcool's definitions

Pre Order

The newest way of fast food places (especially McDonald's) to try to get you to buy food that you don't want or need. When you get to the drive-thru ordering spot (with the menu and all), they "greet" you with "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?". Of course, you think this is a person that is ready to take your order. Instead, when you're in the middle of saying your order, you get "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?", or "Sorry - can you repeat that?". This is just like going inside and when you reach the counter, the person says that crap to you, and walks away. I find it ridiculous.

Me: *Drives up to the drive-thru*
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*

Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.

by izcool August 22, 2009

Saturdog

The equal, but opposite, version of Caturday for dogs.

It's Saturdog - post some fucking dogs !

by izcool March 3, 2008

McDollar Menu

What I think McDonald's should call their "Dollar Menu". I'm lovin it.

Hmm, what should I get on the McDollar Menu today...?

by izcool December 5, 2010

Beibercut

Put simply - Justin Beiber's signature haircut.

Little Kid: Hi, can I get the Beibercut please?
Hair Stylist: Oh no!

by izcool March 8, 2011

Roadkill

A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.

by izcool September 20, 2006

Mr. Worldwide

A signature lyric in any of Pitbull's songs. If it's a Pitbull song, it most likely has it in the beginning. It's like a verbal tick he can't get rid of. Just like how any politician always says "God Bless America" at the end of every speech.

Opening lyrics to Havana Brown's song "We Run The Night": Havana Brown - Red One - Mr. Worldwide.

by izcool September 9, 2013

Safe Sex On The Beach

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

by izcool January 8, 2011