Definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic
Report Card
A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
Report Card by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
W.A.R
Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme aryan race.
Clint: They base their hatred on racial stereotypes which are exactly that, stereotypes. Stereotypes are unreliable. When you base a belief on a stereotype then you just make yourself look like an idiot. Stereotypes may apply to some people within a race but obviously it doesn't apply to everyone.
W.A.R and the whole nazi movement is complete and utter crap and they have no valid reason for their hatred. except for maybe a few bad experiences with a person belonging to a particular ethnicity.
W.A.R and the whole nazi movement is complete and utter crap and they have no valid reason for their hatred. except for maybe a few bad experiences with a person belonging to a particular ethnicity.
W.A.R by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
good citizen
When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.
Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.
Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.
Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
good citizen by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
Post-Apocalypse
The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.
Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.
Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.
Post-Apocalypse by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005
Bragger
When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:
-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.
-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.
Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!
Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.
Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.
Bragger by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005
Health Class
A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
Health Class by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
Lick my nuts
-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.
-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.
-And a way to tell someone to go away.
-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.
-And a way to tell someone to go away.
Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.
Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
Lick my nuts by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005