iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

The Beatles

Another band that NO ONE would have listened to if the retro thing wasen't "in". Now you have Slipknot fans listening to The Beatles. Its Sad, SAD I TELL YOU!

SlIpKnoT FaN: Teacher, a few days ago was the death of John Lennon..I don't think we should do work today.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005

Shock rock

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.

Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Can't rain all the time

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.

It can't rain all the time..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks

Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.

That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005