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Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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anti-American

What everyone seems to be Nowadays. It seems to be the trendy "in" thing.
Ignorant teen: I hate america!!
some guy:Why do you hate america? we have it great here! Sure George W.Bush isen't the best thing that happened to America but that doesn't mean you have to hate the country that basically gives you the freedoms some other countries aren't allowed. We also have a huge supply of food that keeps you're fatass from starving, You spoiled twat.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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Dir En Grey

A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.
Clint: I like Dir En Grey.

Joe: Yes, i like them also.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005
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Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.
by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005
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Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
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josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006
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Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.
Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
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