iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Vantastic

i word spoken during the song "King(s?) of the road", a Piebald song. Also a special attack of the leadsinger, Travis Shettel, in emogame.com.

Hey man!
did ya see my Van?
it was Vantastic!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks

Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

catnip

Cheap,affordable, yet not as strong as weed.You can smoke this stuff. it won't get you high though.it will only relax you and make you want to sleep.

me and my friend smoked some Catnip in his room and then listened to Nine Inch Nails.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.

GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype

Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004