iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Lick my nuts

-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.

Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

catnip

Cheap,affordable, yet not as strong as weed.You can smoke this stuff. it won't get you high though.it will only relax you and make you want to sleep.

me and my friend smoked some Catnip in his room and then listened to Nine Inch Nails.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.

GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.

As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

Bragger

When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:

-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.

Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!

Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005

nationalism

Nationalism is the belief that your country has the right to exist on its own. Not to be confused with Patriotism.

Tyrant: Damn these nationalists. Now we'll have to try extra-hard to break them of their will! What? Urbandictionary is tell me to use the word 'Nationalism' in a defintion?! This is unbelievable.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2006

Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005