iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

The Fonz

The Fonz would never lose his cool. Even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with "Ayyy"

Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.

hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy

Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

spic

The hispanic gangsta that stands in front of his porch and harasses pedestrians as they go by.

gangsta: Yo, bitch! this is MY STREET ya offy ass bitch!

Guy: What?

gangsta: That's right, Bitch!! Ya herrrd me! get off my street ya honkey tonk bitch!

Guy: Goddamn, I hate gangstas!

by iwannabeanalcoholic July 21, 2008

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks

Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.

That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Can't rain all the time

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.

It can't rain all the time..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005