iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions
A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
Get the Demetri Martinmug. These pricks hang outside of Hot Topic. Waiting for it to open so they can spend more of Mommy's and Daddy's money. They can be seen walking around the mall (obviously), looking down at the ground faking depression. sporting bad ICP make-up and wearing a Slipknot shirt. Laughing at Abercrombie, Cause obviously laughing and pointing at a clothing store is SOOO hardcore and rebellious. Age group for this abomination of a subculture is usually 12-15. Usually after 15 they grow up and realise how stupid they looked. But some people never grow up.
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE LIFE!! ::crying in the corner of her room::
Mother: C'mon dear, I'll give you money to spend at Hot Topic
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE YOU MOM! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!
Mother: But we always bought you everything you wanted. a Laptop, the pony you picked out, your stereo, you get a 100$ a week allowance..
Mallgoth sarah: AHHHH I HATE YOU!!! I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, THEY UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!
Mother: C'mon dear, I'll give you money to spend at Hot Topic
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE YOU MOM! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!
Mother: But we always bought you everything you wanted. a Laptop, the pony you picked out, your stereo, you get a 100$ a week allowance..
Mallgoth sarah: AHHHH I HATE YOU!!! I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, THEY UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
Get the Mall Gothmug. A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
Get the Health Classmug. An energy drink that is referred to as "Tiger Piss". Has as many MG's of caffiene as Red Bull. but not nearly as tastey.
Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.
Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.
Joe: Hey Clint, thats 1250 MG's of caffiene
Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.
Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
Get the Tiger Shotmug. When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
Get the tarantuala ballsmug. Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.
Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
Get the Sexual harassmentmug. When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
Get the Retarded hotmug.