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Columbine

In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.
::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005
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Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.
GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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Groggles

When you sleep for 10 hours and you still wake up tired.
Every single day i have the groggles.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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Wasabi Snooters

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005
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pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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Let's go

"Let's go" is a very good song by The Cars.

Also "Let's go" is a phrase said when you are ready to go and do something. Can relate to doing your taxes or aquiring sexual intercourse from a lady friend (or male friend) Or if you are just going to do something stupid.
Cassie: Clint! I want you to bone me so bad!

Clint: Let's go!
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
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