iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

yu-gay-oh

An idiotic play on words. Used to insult a cardgame and the children that play it.

some douche: Ohh!! You're playing yu GAY oh. You faggy little 9 year old who plays a game thats targeted towards your age group. I bet you're gay. you gay homo!

9 year old: Don't you have anything better to do? What are you, like 30? Get a job you bum.

Clint: Yeah, i'll support the 9 year old. It's a childrens game, Get over yourself and get a GED you homophobic twit.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

Sexual harassment

Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.

Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?

Eric: Hey, How ya doin?
Sally: Get away you pig
Eric:...
Sally:RAPE!!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

18 visions

a metalcore band that look they date hair stylists. The whole band is just really really metrosexual. How can you call you're self hardcore, or metalcore. Or ANY kind of core for that matter when you look like that?

The music is relativly ok though. Atleast its not slipknot or trapt.

18 visions had a video with lesbians in it. These metrosexuals know how to make a video!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Now thats gangsta

When you say to some guy "i'm gonna ruin your shit, asshole", and you actually pull it off.

Ahh, THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.

We're going into the pit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005

josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.

Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006