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18 visions

a metalcore band that look they date hair stylists. The whole band is just really really metrosexual. How can you call you're self hardcore, or metalcore. Or ANY kind of core for that matter when you look like that?

The music is relativly ok though. Atleast its not slipknot or trapt.
18 visions had a video with lesbians in it. These metrosexuals know how to make a video!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
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Now thats gangsta

When you say to some guy "i'm gonna ruin your shit, asshole", and you actually pull it off.
Ahh, THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
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yu-gay-oh

An idiotic play on words. Used to insult a cardgame and the children that play it.
some douche: Ohh!! You're playing yu GAY oh. You faggy little 9 year old who plays a game thats targeted towards your age group. I bet you're gay. you gay homo!

9 year old: Don't you have anything better to do? What are you, like 30? Get a job you bum.

Clint: Yeah, i'll support the 9 year old. It's a childrens game, Get over yourself and get a GED you homophobic twit.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006
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Toilet Humor

Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 30, 2005
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pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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