A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005
A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.
Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005
what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 05, 2005
A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005