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Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks
Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
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Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.
That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
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spic

The hispanic gangsta that stands in front of his porch and harasses pedestrians as they go by.
gangsta: Yo, bitch! this is MY STREET ya offy ass bitch!

Guy: What?

gangsta: That's right, Bitch!! Ya herrrd me! get off my street ya honkey tonk bitch!

Guy: Goddamn, I hate gangstas!
by iwannabeanalcoholic July 21, 2008
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The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006
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yu-gay-oh

An idiotic play on words. Used to insult a cardgame and the children that play it.
some douche: Ohh!! You're playing yu GAY oh. You faggy little 9 year old who plays a game thats targeted towards your age group. I bet you're gay. you gay homo!

9 year old: Don't you have anything better to do? What are you, like 30? Get a job you bum.

Clint: Yeah, i'll support the 9 year old. It's a childrens game, Get over yourself and get a GED you homophobic twit.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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18 visions

a metalcore band that look they date hair stylists. The whole band is just really really metrosexual. How can you call you're self hardcore, or metalcore. Or ANY kind of core for that matter when you look like that?

The music is relativly ok though. Atleast its not slipknot or trapt.
18 visions had a video with lesbians in it. These metrosexuals know how to make a video!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
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Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
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