iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Japanese Girls

Very hot girls. From japan, obviously. Tend to act more lady-like and are less obnoxious then fatty american girls.

Goddamn those japanese girls, They do it to me everytime!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.

Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006

spic

The hispanic gangsta that stands in front of his porch and harasses pedestrians as they go by.

gangsta: Yo, bitch! this is MY STREET ya offy ass bitch!

Guy: What?

gangsta: That's right, Bitch!! Ya herrrd me! get off my street ya honkey tonk bitch!

Guy: Goddamn, I hate gangstas!

by iwannabeanalcoholic July 21, 2008

The Fonz

The Fonz would never lose his cool. Even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with "Ayyy"

Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.

hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy

Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks

Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004