iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

skater

Normally skaters are fine. It's when you get these elite skater assholes who call everyone a poser and make fun of beginners. That is where skaters get a bad reputation as punk and assholes.

Beginner: Hi! Can you guys show me how to do that?
"Elite" asshole: NO YOU POSER, FUCKIN' POSER, POSER ASS BITCH, IF YOU WEREN'T A GAY FAG POSER FAG ASS, THEN YOU'D BE A BIGGEST POSER IN POSER-VILLE!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 19, 2005

Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.

We're going into the pit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005

josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.

Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006

Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.

Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Can't rain all the time

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.

It can't rain all the time..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005