iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Wasabi Snooters

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.

Hey, My Man! Wasabi, Lots!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

Groggles

When you sleep for 10 hours and you still wake up tired.

Every single day i have the groggles.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.

GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.

Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006

Gender fuck

When a man dresses up as a woman in an attempt to look pretty. yet refuses to shave his beard, Eventually resulting in a gender fuck and leaving an unlooker to this gender fuck in a confused state of mind.

Clint: Hey Stephanie!

Gender-fuck: I told you to call me Tiffany, Bitch!!

Clint:Uh..Alright

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype

Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004