iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Shock rock

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.

Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.

I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Social Whore

Jessica Moore, the essence of a social whore-ism.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.

Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.

Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 20, 2005

Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005

Snuffx.com

A pornographic site that includes images of mutilation, death, necrophila, and any type of perversion. Good stuff, If you're into it and aren't a pussy. The runner of the site goes by the alias; The Cock Master. devoted visitors to the site have had thier testicles nailed to wood in homage of The Cock Master. Bunch of crazy wankers.

Some dude: This site is so good, I'm gonna get my testicles laminated and send them to him!

by iwannabeanalcoholic February 22, 2005