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Dieselsweeties.com

Diesel sweeties is a webcomic. Based around clango, The robot. And a group of supporting characters.

Maura: is/was clango's girlfriend. She use to work in porn but has retired in her late twenties.

Indie Rock Pete: Claims to be indie. He likes all kinds of music until they "Sell out" or "have a hit". Considered a poseur in some respects.

Metal Steve: Is truly metal. Has a mullet and wears his ever-so-metal black skull t-shirt. Is still a virgin, and is saving himself until he is married.

Lil Sis: Is maura's little sister. She can be mean but she is smarter then people realize.

Electron Mike- Is totally anal about everything. Like everything new, and having to do with the future

These are just some of the major characters
"What, some Bee Gees singles and a Hootie and the Blowfish album? i bet this is a meth lab!"
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 1, 2005
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Dextromethorphan

Active ingredient in cough syrups. When taken in large amounts it has the ability to really make you trip balls.
You're guitar is melting!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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Yellow Plague

what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
Jed: ::cums::!!

Japanese girl: Ohh!! how kawaii! ^_^

jed: ::cums again::
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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The Fonz

The Fonz would never lose his cool. Even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with "Ayyy"
Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.

hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy

Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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