Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.
Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 08, 2005
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Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 05, 2005
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Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.
GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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Toilet Humor

Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 30, 2005
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cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005
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Dieselsweeties.com

Diesel sweeties is a webcomic. Based around clango, The robot. And a group of supporting characters.

Maura: is/was clango's girlfriend. She use to work in porn but has retired in her late twenties.

Indie Rock Pete: Claims to be indie. He likes all kinds of music until they "Sell out" or "have a hit". Considered a poseur in some respects.

Metal Steve: Is truly metal. Has a mullet and wears his ever-so-metal black skull t-shirt. Is still a virgin, and is saving himself until he is married.

Lil Sis: Is maura's little sister. She can be mean but she is smarter then people realize.

Electron Mike- Is totally anal about everything. Like everything new, and having to do with the future

These are just some of the major characters
"What, some Bee Gees singles and a Hootie and the Blowfish album? i bet this is a meth lab!"
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 02, 2005
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