14 definitions by its_aks

cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

by its_aks November 4, 2005

flaparazzi

noun:
someone who is always in the back-ground of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera.

mj: "dude check out that flaparazzi, such a joker."

by its_aks November 4, 2005

tortune

A catchy yet awful song that you just cant't get outta ur head, even after hearing it played just once.

"This song really gets on my nerves and still...!...this is fuckin tortune"

by its_aks November 11, 2005

shinterjection

At a party or dinner , the sharp kick under the table you give to your partner to indicate that whatever it is they are saying, they must stop saying it right now.

charma: "if it was not for my shinterjection, u would have already spilled the beans."
mj: "fuck man, was it so close."
charma: "yeah, u almost said it."
mj: "thank god!!!"

by its_aks November 15, 2005

nakkele

From India for a man who licks whatever the food has been served on.

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mj:"so... how was ur date"

ankana:"well , he's the biggest nakkele i have eva met in my life, it was so fuckin embarrassin, sittin next to him!!!"

by its_aks November 11, 2005

buckstop

noun:
the space left between the person usin the ATM and the first person in the queue behind them.

mj:"dude, hurry up , or we are done for."

aks:"hold on, i m next to buckstop."

by its_aks November 4, 2005

suffermore

A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.

shekhar: "damn, that fucker ran up the back of my car."
mr. suffermore: "pff, it's nothin compared to the car accident we had in summer of 1999"

by its_aks November 15, 2005