Definitions by itchyscrot

Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

Thing by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

creature 

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

creature by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

prune 

used as an insult, more appropriately used on people whos faces actually resemble a prune.

"look at that prune"

prune by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

plod by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

shoemenders by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

zippy 

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

zippy by itchyscrot April 2, 2003

man mustard 

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

man mustard by itchyscrot April 1, 2003