Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

wants killin

phrase to be used to express disapproval of someone

"that tosser that stole my beer wants killin"

by itchyscrot April 04, 2003

zippy

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

by itchyscrot April 02, 2003

yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 01, 2003

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

boolshit

alternate spelling of "bullshit", popular with computer programmers

"this is boolshit"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 01, 2003