itchyscrot's definitions

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

zippy

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

by itchyscrot April 2, 2003

creature

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

wants killin

phrase to be used to express disapproval of someone

"that tosser that stole my beer wants killin"

by itchyscrot April 4, 2003