itchyscrot's definitions

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

prune

used as an insult, more appropriately used on people whos faces actually resemble a prune.

"look at that prune"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

wants killin

phrase to be used to express disapproval of someone

"that tosser that stole my beer wants killin"

by itchyscrot April 4, 2003

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003