insufficient postage's definitions

duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

the talk of the town

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.

My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Get it

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.

!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.

WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

boodissy

1. (n.) Something that smells horribly foul.

2. (adj.) Smelling horribly foul.

1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."

2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

adorkable

Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.

That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006