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by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
Get the discovation mug.Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
Get the duct tape mug.1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."
2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."
2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
Get the boodissy mug.The thought of global ape domination is indeed an ice meme. Wait, there's already an ape running a superpower...maybe we aren't too far from it after all! We're doomed!
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
Get the ice meme mug.A hippo that has ceased to be hip.
Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.
Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.
Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.
Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.
Bell bottoms are opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.
Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.
Bell bottoms are opotamus.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.
Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.
Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
Get the ranker mug.a phrase used to wish someone well in an endeavor
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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