infiniti's definitions

assl

chat acronym
age
sex
sexuality
location

bob: Hi
Jeff: yo, assl?
bob: 25,male,str8,ontario

by infiniti February 11, 2005

flopdargens

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.

Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?

by infiniti February 9, 2006

Chubby

a wood-like erection starting at the base of the penis and working its way to the top.

When I looked at my Mom, I inherited a chubby.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

nutsack

to tackle someone's testicles, resulting with the person lying on the floor writhing in pain and cursing the nutsacker's existence to the depths of hell.

Man, that guy was so mad, I though he was going to nutsack me in a dark corner of the room.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

shitpussy

a pussy that is pooped

I had so much sex, my OBGYN told me to stop for awhile because I have a shitpussy. Man, my pussy is pooped, time to move on the my ass. Plus guy's dig a par three.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

wipeout

Any event that is a total failure an not what it was meant to be.

Mark your party was a complete wipeout, no one turned up, it sucked.

by infiniti May 16, 2005

par three

a girl who takes it in the ass.

So, do think she's a par three?

by infiniti August 15, 2003