infiniti's definitions

zawsum

The adjective representing the abbreviated pronunciation of "that's awesome" or "it's awesome" which is not only easier to say but zawsum.

Chap A: "I can't believe how good the bands were last night. I think it tops the list of shows I've been to."

Chap B: "Zawsum."

by infiniti September 1, 2010

par three

a girl who takes it in the ass.

So, do think she's a par three?

by infiniti August 15, 2003

cockfucker

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

flopdargens

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.

Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?

by infiniti February 9, 2006

Chubby

a wood-like erection starting at the base of the penis and working its way to the top.

When I looked at my Mom, I inherited a chubby.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

wipeout

Any event that is a total failure an not what it was meant to be.

Mark your party was a complete wipeout, no one turned up, it sucked.

by infiniti May 16, 2005

shitpussy

a pussy that is pooped

I had so much sex, my OBGYN told me to stop for awhile because I have a shitpussy. Man, my pussy is pooped, time to move on the my ass. Plus guy's dig a par three.

by infiniti August 15, 2003