imjustapoorboynobodylovesme's definitions

Battlefield 2

A game that no matter how many times ea releases patches for it, it's still fucked up.

I have a nvidia geforce 6800XT and STILL get choppy graphics and lag Thats battlefield 2's patches for yah!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme November 30, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

skater

Someone who rides a skateboard, thinks they can do whatever they see in the tony hawk video games, and laughs at anything even if it isent funny.

john: hey sean i was playing thp8 yesterday and i did a mcvariel!

sean: omg i can soooooo totaaly do that!

john: hey sean guess what

Sean: what?

John: anus!

Sean: LMFAOWTFBBQ DUDE UR SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

In conclusuion skaters are pretty annoying.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 6, 2006

comcast

A internet/tv provider that costs $19.95....for the first five months that is. after that it costs aroung $85. it has 800+ channels, though like 200 of theme are spanish, and another 50 or so has the same exact thing on as the channel below or beneth it. the internet price is worth it if you are a seroius gamer who wants no lag. it feature a terrible collection of free movies that you've most likesly never heard of. the good movies cost like $5.00 to see.

If you get comcast, prepare to drop alot of money.....

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme November 30, 2006

Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

RD volx

A complete noob who plays bf2 and has been the champion for months. Yes i've played against him im not a poser like evryone else who complaines against him. Don't believe me? play against him. He endlessly pkm whores and nade spams along with having a medic on his ass at all times.

f1r3starter>RD volx

Damn im glad f1r3started took RD volx's place as champion, he actuallly plays fair and doesnt whore karkand.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

high school musical

A shitty movie made by disney. any girl prep that you walk by will be talking about it. specifically saying "liek omg zac izzzzz soooooooo hot!"

katlyn: hey have you seen high school musical?

Ashley: liek omg yeah! zac is sooo hot i would totally buy him some american eagle crap!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 6, 2006