Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by imagine_begging January 07, 2023

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023

Aria Math

A very good song by the legendary C418, this piece is only ever surpassed by dreiton , and this is the only math you will ever like.

(THIS IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATH, I SWEAR!)

playing minecraft
*aria math starts playing*
dude1: YO IS THAT ARIA MATH
dude 2: Yea, what the big deal?
dude1: I LOVE ARIA MATH
dude2: ok

by imagine_begging August 10, 2023

didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

by imagine_begging June 15, 2023

Shroud

Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.

Kill Feed:

Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4

Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with

M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im alive…
Your mind: im in danger

by imagine_begging November 26, 2022

imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.

“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”

by imagine_begging January 06, 2023

L

when you lose anything, esp. currency (real or virtual).

My friend: *drops $10 into sewer*
NOOOO I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY!
Me: too bad. L

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023