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motherfucking

This is usually chased with an ethnic slur or faggot when a gonzo journalist does reporting via wordpress or tumblr when laying into fanfiction writers, it's used in combination of insults towards a piss blogger or as FUCKLIARS on here puts it as one word pissblogger as he must been reading my blogspot in the era when it was first coined. Motherfucking is fuck relative. It's often the set up for wolf ticket laced double homicide language.
Piss Blogger - The wop took direct aim at us.

What he say?

Motherfucking piss blogging sack of plagiarist shit.

Piss Blogger -- oh fuck he took direct aim at us.
Encyclopedia Dramatica -- let's portray him as flaming faggot as some from Gothic net stole some of his photos.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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FanFiction.net

Website that had a unique database from those who produce pieces from copyrighted properties illicit lit known in creative nonfiction circles though some from this circuit made the rounds in the small press. It's got some strange ones you have to admit as I sneaked Holden's Counterpart a creative nonfiction piece in the vein of Catcher in the Rye with The Twilight Zone influences. Then a shorter science fiction yarn a classmate from Glenbard East which was from the notes he sent me on the character via Deviantart. FanHistory noted this one as did Fanworks.org as it came from the classmate's character as I uploaded it to the site as my then computer was going to crash.

In the 2003-2004 era of this website you saw a rivalry between the writers who appeared on FictionPress.com as some of them have accounts on both places. A few on there are usually in grade school or high school, but sometimes you see a published author, publisher, or journalist emerge on the site as the fannish regulars would try to pull the argument, "Fan fiction is better than the original." As a comment on LJDrama invoked a heated argument that had some wolf ticket taunting on one end. 2005 you seen the first ushering of writers from the website become published in the independent circles though Fandom_Wank and their cohorts single them out on LiveJournal.
Those who emerged from the horror fandoms on this website, as the founder of the website was noted in genre fandom with The X-Files. The writer introduced on Quakes And Storms: A Natural Disaster Anthology also was seen in these circles in the mid-2000s. The publisher behind the namesakes and The Ethereal Gazette busted The Queen of Gargoyle Fanfiction when he uncovered both her fanfiction.net account (she was getting noticed for what E. L. James later did in the 2010s. As she often sniped at creative nonfiction writers who invaded the independent press as small press named for the debut science fiction story brought creative nonfiction into the fold.)

She was torqued when she found out the writer who became known for sniping on slash fanfiction was the very same writer who wrote The Cabbie Homicide in 2002. Just as she was noticed for a Gargoyles fanfic called "Baby Makes Three."

Summer of 2004 was the slash fanfiction writer's nightmare, The Fandom Writer as it was introduced on The House of Pain E-Zine, a cult horror magazine that had frightening horror stories. Quiet a few of the stories on the e-zine some teeth as each writer became publishers. Some of the Nightmare On Elm Street horror fandom was looking up some of The House of Pain authors from the 2003 era as she found "The Mechanics of Perversion" and "Baby Hunter" then almost left a puddle behind the keyboard. Then found some of the future Chimeraworld roster on the House of Pain E-Zine website.
by illinoishorrorman February 1, 2018
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pinterest

Some claim that this is known as a domestic goddess version of tumblr but it's a useful tool for those who are in investigative journalism and are noted for writing creative nonfiction. It's handy when doing research and able to pin subject's photos and their own blog entries after they get freight-trained or handed a journalistic kapow; it's useful for fact checking as it gives a visual aid for those who do a CBSNews or FoxNewsChannel form of investigative journalism as a hobby on Wordpress and tumblr. It's a fun plaything for pundits. It's easy something to piss off those who use twitter. They have a certain limit for one's commentary on the pins or when uploads their own as they can put a url behind the link. Some pinterest pins on profiles might turn a few heads; though Friday the 13th alumn Lar Park Linkin with her pins shows she's a bit lighter and softer than other horror alumni. Heather Langenkamp is known for the twitter tag #specialplaceinhell as The Cabbie Homicide writer also used this tag and #rightsideofhistory when speaking up for science from a Christian and Conservative perspective as he's a theistic evolutionist who engaged the son of Dr. Dino.
The Cabbie Homicide writer really employs pinterest for his fact checking? Wait how many pins does he have on the fact checking board? oh shit he's really detailed in his findings. He uses the fact checking pins to pound on pedophiles and criminals as he pinned the article where the cop taunted a shooter with K-Y jelly in the courtroom.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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plagiarism

The act of stealing in the written word. The worst crime in terms of copyright infringement.
Blogger Lewis Unknown and some others have repeatedly plagiairized works of a small press author from Illinois, he'd pass his plagiarism after plagiarism off as the original creations. David Boyer did an act of plagiarism author Ferrel Moore for a submission that was recommended for a Bram Stoker Award.
by illinoishorrorman November 10, 2010
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Couch Mummy

Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.
Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.
by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2019
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pigfucker

One of the most offensive and disgusting cousins of fucker. Often used on blogs to swear at blogtrolls. This one out swears motherfucker.
The owner of LiveJournal is a goddamned pigfucker because he likes to make it rought for people who have a real website. The fuckstain makes it hard for people to be taken seriously when they have a real website and shuns the use of e-mail
by illinoishorrorman October 19, 2010
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Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED
The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.
by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018
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