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Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
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Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the Virgin Ears mug.A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.
Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.
Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.
Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.
Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.
Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
Get the The Fandom Writer mug.A huge Independent Baptist family featured on The Learning Channel as a documentary subject; they often ignore how their own version of The Bible has strong language and would try to use grape juice as communion. The Assemblies of God congregations also adopted this influence. Several circles had revealed how creepy they can get as a pastor who weighed in on the King James Version only church that Stuff Fundies Like and the bright blue blog a year earlier.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
When the pastor behind a church that took direct aim at the page known as KJV 1611 he had no idea the blogs that weighed in on him was none other than the light blue blog in 2014. He commented, "The first one you posted actually surprised me because of how much of those afore details scenarios I had either followed, researched, or personally observed. "
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
by illinoishorrorman May 14, 2018
Get the Duggar mug.One of the almost cuss words that Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth and Nikk 'Skum' Dibs both share -- seen first on Cradle of Filth's social network with his official profile, then with Nikk when he joined Dope employed use of it. This gets joked about in the thesis "The Transparent Confession" on Academia.edu. It's a funny f-bomb replacement.
Dani Filth with his profile, "It's all fuggin strange." He tells fans with his infamous Jesus shirt -- it's not wise to wear this in public, author held his own producing Thing That One Finds pointed out his own controversies can rival him as in 2006 he wore the controversial statement where the t-shirt called Pelosi the B-word as it was worn as a promotional shot promoting Insomnia Magazine. In the academia debut of The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party he discusses the use of this word between the two of them -- Nikk 'Skum' Dibs was ribbed on playfully in The Science Gospel suggesting he would had gotten a microscope over one of his admitted science nerd moments.
by illinoishorrorman June 4, 2018
Get the fuggin mug.A woman who said, "we all plagiarize" on an article the called Pastoral Plagiarism: The Do's and Don'ts was confronted by an outraged An Eye In Shadows guilty party and said, 'no we don't. You don't even know how vile that is in your part of the world. Sê dat ons almal plagiarize. Moenie eers probeer kry gepubliseerde jy onkundig piss-drink teef.." That is pretty vulgar in Afrikaans.
by illinoishorrorman July 27, 2018
Get the Teef mug.A weird thing to emerge as sometimes you see the small press emerge from the circuit. I ushered writers from this circuit when I see something unique done with it especially in the Edgar Allan Poe, Twilight Zone and Masters of Horror fandom. Noted these three one will see original works getting sneaked onto fanfiction net. Sometimes one gets full lengths aka a brick where the characters don't belong to them Holden's Counterpart is a creative nonfiction story that references a true paranormal account I appear with in Withersin Magazine. I learned a neat trick from the Catcher of the Rye fandom as I did an exact style match with my creative nonfiction deconstruct.
In creative nonfiction terminology this is often known as illicit lit. Though there are some who became rich because of doing this with real person fandom as Wattpad ushered one out there as I ushered a few in 2005-2007 then in 2010. As the author, who is know as E. L. James made a mint lifting from the sparkle vampire fandom. Author Nicholas Grabowsky famously novelized Halloween IV based on the original screenplay where he mentions in depth scenes from the hospital in Halloween. The semipro and small press market you see the fanfiction counterpart get ushered though Christine Morgan aka The Queen of Gargoyle Fan Fiction. Noted for a reputation for using creative nonfiction writers as a verbal toilet as she thinks they're below them as I had nailed her for trying to sabotage submissions.
In creative nonfiction terminology this is often known as illicit lit. Though there are some who became rich because of doing this with real person fandom as Wattpad ushered one out there as I ushered a few in 2005-2007 then in 2010. As the author, who is know as E. L. James made a mint lifting from the sparkle vampire fandom. Author Nicholas Grabowsky famously novelized Halloween IV based on the original screenplay where he mentions in depth scenes from the hospital in Halloween. The semipro and small press market you see the fanfiction counterpart get ushered though Christine Morgan aka The Queen of Gargoyle Fan Fiction. Noted for a reputation for using creative nonfiction writers as a verbal toilet as she thinks they're below them as I had nailed her for trying to sabotage submissions.
There is this one work of fanfiction that came from 1000 Ways To Die that's extremely journalistic for his young age, it's a unique angle as he shows his work -- it mirrors some of my in depth blogs on wordpress as I featured one that's a mid-range. The expose "Boycotting Truth" I link a piece from Halloween with a science site examining the psychology of Michael Myers when discussing Eric Wright from The Chicago Tribune article speaking of the original events before The Cabbie Homicide was written. fanfiction writer encountering The Fandom Writer "FUCK" this bastard hates slash fandom writers with passion. Though his frustration with fanfiction writers he's still willing to open the doors to us to be published pending on the fandom. Joe Moxley was approaching the topic of illicit lit from an academic standpoint for college students as one sneaked an academia on fanfiction as I suggested he try posting this on WritersCafe.org where he can link his sources for his college thesis on Edgar Allan Poe.
by illinoishorrorman February 21, 2018
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