illinoishorrorman's definitions

Cyberbully

an asshole that goes around making doctored pictures and saying it's the particular publication. They would go and harass publishers in message boards and offer pirated written works. Often disreguard the DMCA and would go as far as committing a crime called harassment by phone and harassment by wire. In other words, a writer's worst nightmare.

AngryInIllinois is the classic cyberbully, using fake domains and libious content and passes it off as fact.

by illinoishorrorman August 2, 2010

NoBama

Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.

Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

double homicide

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,

Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

nonfic

The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.

Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?

A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.

The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

Piss Drinking Bastard

Ken Ham the insult is drawn from two Old Testament references in the King James Version that torques the Independent Baptists when you really point this out, 2 Kings 18:27 and Hebrews 12:8 from the same translation. The insult came from the joint weighing in on the movement with the historian behind NoLifeTilMetal as he pointed out "bastard" as I pointed out "drink your own piss and eat your own dung." We started chuckling like kids who were swearing outside of parental earshot.

You have evangelicals thinking "sex" is a cuss word until they see someone call a young earth creationist a "piss drinking bastard" as you have sites that advocate King James Only Movement and cite Dr. Dino as their source of academia. This will especially piss off Pensacola when you hint that they've produced a dog-fucker from Craigslist. Then they blush when you point out where you found these two.

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

Olivefacing

This is something when someone who is non-Mediterranean trying to do what Rachel Dozal or the actor who played Charlie Chan did when they were trying to mimic someone who is either Greek, Portuguese, Spaniard or Italian descent. This is the worst kind equal to the term blackface, it's more common than one thinks when even in audio when they try to get someone to sound Italian when they don't have the last name or dialect. This one is the worst thing to call an Italian who is White Bread Wop. They don't even want to acknowledge they are Latin Europe ancestry.

This is an uncommon one but the blog entry that addressed race liar Rachel Dozal asked the question, "How does one who is not Latin Europe ethnic pass off as Mediterranean Europe descent? " The practice known as Whitewashing Hollywood is known to have non-ethnic actors playing ethnic rolls -- Yellowface, Blackface, Brownface and olivefacing. Olive Face is mimicking the olive complexion of South Italy.

by illinoishorrorman April 16, 2020