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Olivefacing

This is something when someone who is non-Mediterranean trying to do what Rachel Dozal or the actor who played Charlie Chan did when they were trying to mimic someone who is either Greek, Portuguese, Spaniard or Italian descent. This is the worst kind equal to the term blackface, it's more common than one thinks when even in audio when they try to get someone to sound Italian when they don't have the last name or dialect. This one is the worst thing to call an Italian who is White Bread Wop. They don't even want to acknowledge they are Latin Europe ancestry.

This is an uncommon one but the blog entry that addressed race liar Rachel Dozal asked the question, "How does one who is not Latin Europe ethnic pass off as Mediterranean Europe descent? " The practice known as Whitewashing Hollywood is known to have non-ethnic actors playing ethnic rolls -- Yellowface, Blackface, Brownface and olivefacing. Olive Face is mimicking the olive complexion of South Italy.

by illinoishorrorman April 16, 2020

vomit button

Pat Robertson's term when he saw someone who could been from Boystown or Queer as Folk engaging in rule34 on Facebook, in 2013 as a media website noted this one. The industry liked to spear me for having similar vocal views about the subject. Two men or two women just can't reproduce as it's not scientifically possible. If Pat Robertson looked up TVTropes and seen his quip let's put it like this, all of us who are Conservatives took the crack and ran with it as it also became a running joke.

Pat Robertson is no stranger to controversy, he not only coined this imaginary facebook button hence the "vomit button" but he also pissed off Answers in Genesis and "Dr." Dino along with the pseudo-academia establishment in Pensacola as he famously spoke up for the science of evolution as he confirmed to be a theistic evolutionist. It's up there with the scientific faith based enigma known as Hugh Ross when he confirmed to be a Progressive Creationist as this is a form of Old Earth Creationism. Even at his age he's still not afraid to piss off his denomination as the Baptist mainstream tend to play into the "Flintstones Theology" of Ken Ham.

by illinoishorrorman January 27, 2018

Fred Durst

See the Chicago Speedway lemon incident as metalheads in Chicago call him "Lemon Nuts" as he got nailed in the nuts with a lemon; it's a guess if a Chicago White Sox pitcher is in the audience and threw the lemon. Durst incited a ho yay laced tirade at Chicago radio icon Mancow Muller as MTV.com reported on the 2003 incident as they were on tour with Metallica. MTV Icon ignored all of Metallica's peers and the rest of thrash metal for that matter as they didn't do the Icon right with them. Chicago Sun-Times chronicled Durst slagging on the fans with the taunts "Fucking Pussies" and the crowd "Fuck Fred Durst" as he was pelted with garbage. They know what heavy metal is as they might have a Trouble album in their collection. The "your baseball teams suck" invoked the lemon to the nuts. It's the most high profile projectile nut shot. The website Metal Underground chronicled the lemon projectile incident as it's the joke that the Chicago metal community runs with; as Anthrax came in town and tore shit up in Chicago Heights. He employed some pretty explicit sexual put downs where The Cabbie Homicide writer is a bit funnier with the degrading insults as he applies some of the putdowns to Mary Sangiovanni as a heavy metal band from Chicago took the insult one step further with the crack, "Fuck her and her porn career."

Fred Durst pertaining to Mancow, "I will be fucking Mancow in the ass on your front lawn" as he storms off stage.

The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Questionable Content

Lulu.com's thought police when someone does something controversial. Get on their bad side and it will be #RIPProfile and catalog. This was the fatal move that they did when they went after their junkyard dog. If you're talking the web comic of the same name never seen it. Questionable Content were similar to Facebook Jail before the term was coined

Something controversial is published, and they're not pleased. Questionable Content is pissed at you man, "Fuck it I am going after them with the painting of Obama burning the Constitution. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five roster is way too important to lose to their thought policing. World Forgiveness Day? That's a joke when they will see what the 4th of July is about."

by illinoishorrorman October 26, 2018

Burned Pizza

Insulting slur to Italians from the Abruzzo region especially Italian-Americans as it's up there with guinea equal to the n-word to African Americans. The two words that would see frocio thrown at you. or the horns tossed at you because the wife fucks you behind your back.

Author Adam Sneffet called a rival author a burned pizza when he spoke out; this author responded like an African-American when a White Privilege used the n-bomb in other words, don't do it.

by illinoishorrorman September 22, 2016

The New Republic

The Narrative Journalism Magazine that was the start of the fabulist spree of Stephen Glass as he fabricated his sources in the mid-to-late 1990's. I studied the debacle to go double homicide with the taunting in the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism affair. My then room mate who was known for writing for Outburn and Chain D.L.K. rented the film based on the Buzz penned article from Vanity Fair. I had managed to pinterest the article and my facebook page exclusive as I caught a low-fi act from Boston trying to liken me to Stephen Glass as I called one of them a chomo as he was trying to say I was pretending to be a toughie as I pulled out a track of his album and a track from a compilation that I picked up on Bandcamp. I freight-trained the little fuck over his speaking ill of the Derleth family in front of me. He was the one who invoked a twitter war with me when I was active on the Cradle of Filth social network at the time. I have the blog tag "Plagiarism Scandals" as I was preparing to nail the SomethingAwful goon plagiarist for stealing my output along with Kealan's fanbase getting caught. In a PDF I wrote tweeting to VampireFreaks I pulled a demolition man move saying I am willing to reinstate Jayson Blair for one sole purpose -- go after the SomethingAwful plagiarist.

Reading about the Stephen Glass fabulist scandal on The New Republic as I saw the film in 2006 then ended up finding these fabrications floating around first hand. It helped me lay into the serial plagiarist David Boyer in what's now known as Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair. Boyer's plagiarism spree was longer than both Glass or Blair. Some in journalism circles saw The Cabbie Homicide as a frightening display of investigative journalism when it was written entirely from memory. In the era of the original events from 1993-1994, Chicago Tribune reported on the same subject for a good part of a year, from the murder to the turn of the subjects on each other then to the throwing the book at them.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.

"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018