illinoishorrorman's definitions

victor salva

Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge

Victor Salva's film output scream pedophile undertones.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.

The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

Illicit lit

A creative nonfiction writer's term for those who are fanfiction writers who get celebrated and urinate on those in original fiction trying to gain a readership or those who had introduced creative nonfiction to indie publications. It's up there with busting a fabulist or authors who get their journalistic sources from Fandom_Wank.

The Queen of Gargoyle Fanfic had been producing illicit lit since the mid-1990s. Along with her peetards shit on a piece that made waves since 2002 that's the creative nonfiction successor to The Tell-Tale Heart.

by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

Censorship U

Three schools apply to this one

1.) Brigham Young University (McKay Hatch)

2.) Wheaton College (Ice Cream Socialist)

3.) Pensacola Christian College

These colleges have strict rules on profanity and what subject matter writers can explore. It's the thing that made The P 'o D hard to get noticed because Dictionary of Christianese didn't appreciate the strong language.

This one falls into play when you discuss where McKay Hatch is going to college at where he sparred with An Eye In Shadows author on the subject where the latter had the upper hand the whole time. The author of The Clubhouse Model: Empowering Applications of Theory to Generalist Practice in 2000 was published and 18 years out of date, "Oh damn he went to Censorship U. And talking about the first definition."

by illinoishorrorman October 19, 2018

TheBookPatch.com

In 2010, a best selling author and artist gave back to the literary community in a huge way -- the program and websites one needs some tech to compete with Lulu.com and CreateSpace effectively, An Eye In Shadows and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five are housed there now but here are others who came from the circles who noticed how the latter is the most potent, the sections of Creative Nonfiction and Horror overlap quite often. Family owned outfit out of Scottsdale, AZ, where the reviews on trustpilot can't go wrong.

Victor who was a former Case officer of The Mussad developed TheBookPatch.com, when one sees his artwork you will see why authors come aboard from being fired by Creeger and by Questionable Content on Lulu.com. It's a surprise why Angie Hoy hasn't done an article on them if they're that down to earth some of the remarks via e-mail can be a little snarky -- they're authors after all.

The publisher who did The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five proved he was the master anthologist from Lulu.com who developed The Worm Construction a method where it was pdf separately uploaded them merged, then discovered docupub and split and merge basic to stick it to both Lulu.com and CreateSpace over the lie they were the only players.

by illinoishorrorman October 23, 2018

Questionable Content

Lulu.com's thought police when someone does something controversial. Get on their bad side and it will be #RIPProfile and catalog. This was the fatal move that they did when they went after their junkyard dog. If you're talking the web comic of the same name never seen it. Questionable Content were similar to Facebook Jail before the term was coined

Something controversial is published, and they're not pleased. Questionable Content is pissed at you man, "Fuck it I am going after them with the painting of Obama burning the Constitution. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five roster is way too important to lose to their thought policing. World Forgiveness Day? That's a joke when they will see what the 4th of July is about."

by illinoishorrorman October 26, 2018

shot

187 with a .22 or a Glock in Chiraq. I am sorry those who are defining shot as being something of humor we need to be realistic.

b.) Bust a slug
c.) pop off a cap
d.) playing God at point blank range
e.) funeral at a split second.
f.) What Peter S. Ruckman Jr. did in Rockford, Illinois
g.) How JFK was killed in 1963.

You have someone describe being shot as a bit of humor no that's dead wrong. This is more realistic as we're talking about what happened on ABC 7 Chicago when one took down four then other was suicide by Rent-a-badge. I am sorry but those who describe a 'shot' as something of a joke An Eye In Shadows gives this darker undercurrent because it happens every day in DuPage County in the 1990s. The cops had the gang banger at point blank range and got this between his legs (as in a Robocop style direct hit.) If you're a felon with one of these -- as you will be going away because the Feds want to get you where you stand.

by illinoishorrorman December 28, 2018