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Associated Content's TOS rule where articles are warned not to employ wolf ticket taunts containing double homicide profanity, ethnic slur laced expose' and other things as Rational Wiki would coined "pissed at us" responses. These are akin to slash fanfiction writers or real person fiction of the slash variety. Ao3 got pissed at me over the 'peter puffer' response to those who write real person fiction.
One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
Someone on Associated Content seeing "The Hive Mind" article --"shit he was trying to see how much he can cross the line with the double homicide wham lines in a single article. It's noted as being the first time he took aim at SomethingAwful for lifting his work and trying to turn his main character from Spectral Exile into a leatherman fag. He caught one of the blogtroll twins from Diary-X trying to do a shitty emo poem from his extremely hard true crime yarn. He's pissed. "
bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Don't Go Theremug. The joke that Snoop Dogg coined towards Bruce Jenner as he revealed to be a Glen/Glenda as I applied the joke to the glorified woman beater Fallon Fox aka Boyd who some said "He may had his pecker cut off but his bone structure gives him away. And GLAAD you can bite my crank as I am contributing this to UrbanDictionary, I suggest you click on donut-puncher, meatspin and every other shock site one would find.
Twitter exploded in a combination of rage and howls over Snoop Dog's controversial "science project" barb at the high profile Glen/Glenda.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Science Projectmug. Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge
by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018
Get the victor salvamug. Wham line according to TVTropes is employed when someone invokes something extremely psychological or philosophy laced in a dark tone -- it's the thing where Black Comedy sometimes ensues, edit wars on wordpress comments, LiveJournal gang ups, twitter gangups, copyrape by blogtroll, and the industry when pissed at me because I am fond of using double homicide laced wham-lines and it's the polite term for freight-trained as Fandom Wank was pissed when An Eye In Shadows emerged because I had the rapid fire wham-lines at Mindset aka her real name. Holden's Counterpart has a whamline in form of a question, as The Fandom Writer whamline is "you're a thief with a word processor." The light blue blog is notorious for wham-lining as I laid into the cabal when I had a 13,000 word pdf hammering into each of them equating e-book piracy to sneaking into a movie theater with a smart phone and making a video of the damn thing then uploading this to Youtube. Ghosts in the Tornado is known for a very explicit barbed whamline at Jehovah's Witnesses implying how God really hates them as the line had my room mate at the time howling when he beta read this. It's known for the ghoulish storm humor. Ghoulish humor is laced with whamlines if you look close enough.
Kealan Patrick Burke's response to The Fandom Writer's infamous wham line was a weak display of double homicide profanity as he threatened to fly to Chicago to put him into a wall. The author employed slur laced wham lines on his tumblr blog barbed at him such as "Fucking Drunk Leprechaun" and to the blogtroll who lifted his psychological vampire story named for the goth hard rock track of the same name "Non Educated Delinquent" who happens to be a cross-dresser. The blogtroll tweeted a 'wooden spoon' as a barb as he joked to VampireFreaks admin and his cousin who worked at the Illinois School of Broadcasting, the admin was trying to understand the unique problems Italian-Americans face. The 'wooden spoon' joke came up from his cousin. Some in the LiveJournal circles noticed the brass balls of the then Goth LiveJournal admin during the era; when he revealed he is a Conservative and introduced The Cabbie Homicide.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the wham linemug. And I thought the writers in the Bizarro Central were weird! Don't let Carlton Mellick III invade fanfiction.net as if he invades that site, God help us all! (I am joking Mellick.) The Fandom Writer in some ways on FictionPress could be coined this as some called the hell scene extremely weird. Babies Come From Wal-Mart on FictionPress has traits of crackfic with the title.
What the hell did I just come across?!? What the hell is crackfic? ::looking at some of the stories:: don't ask.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the Crackficmug. This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.
Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.
by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019
Get the Rape Instructormug. Journalistic term for article, column or short story. In broadcast journalism it would be known as a segment or report. The New Republic canned fabulist Stephen Glass for pieces where he fabricated every single one of his sources. The Cabbie Homicide's writer uncovered a few of these fabrications as he was preparing for an all out war against a SomethingAwful plagiarist who made claims that the writer stole these from a so-called flash drive as VampireFreaks ignored this.
They were calling the writer a so-called 'pest' as he ended up getting into a very public war as he took it to vemeo and wordpress with the blog entry "Don't Fuck With What's Mine." He pulled out a documentary of the Charles Joseph Whitman to give this blog entry more venom.
They were calling the writer a so-called 'pest' as he ended up getting into a very public war as he took it to vemeo and wordpress with the blog entry "Don't Fuck With What's Mine." He pulled out a documentary of the Charles Joseph Whitman to give this blog entry more venom.
I've seen the plethora of fabricated piece narratives that Stephen Glass wrote first hand, my facebook public page has an exclusive speaking about walking around in Highland Park called "Hometown of the Fabulist."
by illinoishorrorman January 15, 2018
Get the piecemug.