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slur war

What is this? It’s wolf ticket level flame war where it’s not the typical flaming but these get unfunny quite fast. It’s a flame war where the flaming gets into ethnic slur territory and borderline hate speech levels. This is when Kealan Patrick Burke and The Cabbie Homicide’s guilty party went at it on twitter -- turned into this; the slurs got progression of nasty. These can really get vicious when Italians nail those who are British when they pick up their slurs in Italian.
Watch it with these -- the author of An Eye In Shadows learning the ethnicity of some detractors will get ugly with flame wars. As few will say and some noted some of the extremely nasty insults on the staff of Hellbound Books when he called one of them "Hitler's Fucktoy" then the leader of the imprint implied he didn't read up on Emmett Till and tried to mock the roster that's The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five.

Some noticed when the roster was introduced a then rival publisher now admitted the one kept the peace invoked this -- the thing known, a vicious and nasty style of flame war known as a slur war. The mental patient remark the asshole got flagged about 20 times for hate speech alone. Don't invoke slur war with African-Americans or those from the Arab Spring's that's a huge no. You can get in Facebook Jail for 30 days for recalling some of the slurs, they picked up on one in Italian.
by illinoishorrorman June 15, 2018
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fanfiction

A weird thing to emerge as sometimes you see the small press emerge from the circuit. I ushered writers from this circuit when I see something unique done with it especially in the Edgar Allan Poe, Twilight Zone and Masters of Horror fandom. Noted these three one will see original works getting sneaked onto fanfiction net. Sometimes one gets full lengths aka a brick where the characters don't belong to them Holden's Counterpart is a creative nonfiction story that references a true paranormal account I appear with in Withersin Magazine. I learned a neat trick from the Catcher of the Rye fandom as I did an exact style match with my creative nonfiction deconstruct.

In creative nonfiction terminology this is often known as illicit lit. Though there are some who became rich because of doing this with real person fandom as Wattpad ushered one out there as I ushered a few in 2005-2007 then in 2010. As the author, who is know as E. L. James made a mint lifting from the sparkle vampire fandom. Author Nicholas Grabowsky famously novelized Halloween IV based on the original screenplay where he mentions in depth scenes from the hospital in Halloween. The semipro and small press market you see the fanfiction counterpart get ushered though Christine Morgan aka The Queen of Gargoyle Fan Fiction. Noted for a reputation for using creative nonfiction writers as a verbal toilet as she thinks they're below them as I had nailed her for trying to sabotage submissions.
There is this one work of fanfiction that came from 1000 Ways To Die that's extremely journalistic for his young age, it's a unique angle as he shows his work -- it mirrors some of my in depth blogs on wordpress as I featured one that's a mid-range. The expose "Boycotting Truth" I link a piece from Halloween with a science site examining the psychology of Michael Myers when discussing Eric Wright from The Chicago Tribune article speaking of the original events before The Cabbie Homicide was written. fanfiction writer encountering The Fandom Writer "FUCK" this bastard hates slash fandom writers with passion. Though his frustration with fanfiction writers he's still willing to open the doors to us to be published pending on the fandom. Joe Moxley was approaching the topic of illicit lit from an academic standpoint for college students as one sneaked an academia on fanfiction as I suggested he try posting this on WritersCafe.org where he can link his sources for his college thesis on Edgar Allan Poe.
by illinoishorrorman February 21, 2018
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Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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Counter-troll

The light blue blog on wordpress, the blogspot presence, InsaneJournal and the tumblr blog is known for investigative reporting and effectively countering Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fandom Wank as An Eye In Shadows is the art of the trolling techniques that I was known for in chatrooms such as the handle-sharing prank in Firefly.com. Both these blogs whamline twitter tweets as they're both rigged to twitter. The two blogs in combination invoke heated twitter wars where combination of the r-word, guinea, and other nasty insults get tossed in retorts. Jenna Jameson is noted for this on twitter in recent years. The trolls that I had to deal with stemmed from LJDrama, SomethingAwful, Fandom Wank, and the libtard shit stabbers who lurked on shocklines, HorrorWorld, Fangoria, and DreadCentral. Joseph Locke decided to troll me on Shoggoth in the mid-era of the website as I took a hard swipe at him getting paid for whacking off on the Buffyverse and a coded swipe from a contributor on Robert Bloch's Psychos where I don't mention his name in the book but the page count where his story runs and ends. When he realized I was talking about him and noted he was getting paid for killing it on fanfiction novels he was pissed. (Look up kill on a prison slang website and you will see the term.)
TwilightSucks board, "We seen a thread from a VampireFreaks user from a cult that this one is also a part of as she invoked a well public fight between him and the board as he came in as his controversial house pen name that took a swipe at Black Death Books owner for pirating his five year plan in print."

The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."

TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.

He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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brick

A FanFiction.net or Archive of our Own based full length pseudo-novel with the casual copyright infringement taken to epic levels; i.e. getting celebrated for lifting video game properties, established films with current copyright laws still in effect, lifting characters from literary sources not in Public Domain, or from other media properties. i.e. 100,000 and 200,000 word counts of copyright infringement that would leave Brian Lumley beyond torqued when he sees it.
I guess those regulars producing "bricks" never read about the debacle Stephen Glass invoked or Another Hope as this one torqued Lucasfilm and George Lucas himself. Getting their backs patted over it ala the regulars on Fandom_Wank when they got busted by the writer behind An Eye In Shadows and publisher of The Ethereal Gazette.
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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Fan Circuit

It's the small press publishing term for FanFiction.net circles who emerge from here; some publishers had decided to get on the site and feature their own takes on fandom. One of the writers in the circuit was published for less than year under the encouragement of his wife, a small publisher in Seattle who also published the controversial writer who emerged on Quakes And Storms: A Natural Disaster Anthology. One of the writers who also been published emerged after seeing The Statue as Fanlore.org followed her some as she brought one of the outings to AuthorsDen.com. Fandom_Wank it's safe to say were not pleased when they found out fanwriters were getting published in the small press along side original fiction writers from out of the box years before mommy porn emerged.
You'd be surprised in the mid-2000s who emerged from here, as the indie publishing circles would have a weird look from where it's known as The Fan Circuit . An Archive Of Our Own points out some of them. As what they failed to realize that some of them were published on the semi-professional circles since 2002 as a few appeared in the e-pages of Twilight Times. The one who is known as Joni designed the logo for the historic e-zine from the 1990s. Her print debut in the short form appeared on a Pensacola based anthology called "Reality Check: An Anthology Of Horror." Where she did the final edits to the story that's an alternate to the short story that the synopsis was for in the anthology known as "House of Spiders." Fanlore.org followed her Fan Circuit ties as she introduced a piece to AuthorsDen.com in the 2002 era as her original fiction output in the era was more high fantasy. Her short story output was Gothic Horror as she was the other Gothic Horror delegate in Reality Check.
by illinoishorrorman February 15, 2018
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