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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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Disturbed

One of the more respected heavy metal bands to be lumped in with nu metal but they had more Industrial Metal and Thrash Metal ties than their counterparts in the 2000s , in the 1996 they were known as Brawl. One of the member's siblings were in an early incarnation of female fronted Industrial Metal act Grigori 3 where they're rooted in thrash and a wide range of influences. I heard them when Brawl was practicing as their sound back them was much faster Pantera without the electronics. David Draiman's distinct vocal echoing that of a chimpanzee-like bark on Down with the Sickness just was the tip of their dark iceberg. They're a spiritual successor to Circle of Dust like Fashion Bomb with their second album, Circle of Dust with their return was showing he's darker than Fear Factory's 1995 masterpiece.
Disturbed is one of Chicago metal's success stories along with Ministry and Fashion Bomb (the latter has a track on their second album that has a solo rivaling Iron Maiden's Wasting Love from Fear of the Dark. They're noted for infusing technical metal into Industrial Metal.)
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Sliming

Prison Slang for inmate making like a chimpanzee when they engage in flinging. Look up Bing and you will realize what they're flinging. It's slang for using own waste as a weapon, it's extremely gross. This will torque those in polite company if you explain the term as it gets pretty damn graphic.
"Twenty-nine-year-old Danielle Strong is accused of throwing, spitting or smearing bodily fluids on a jail employee April 9. Each felony charge carries a maximum sentence of two years in prison and a $4,000 fine." as the website from PIERRE, SD noted a high profile case of the gross weapon of one's own spit, piss or feces. This is know as "Sliming" as I heard the term on Lockup when a nurse was talking about pulling feces out of her hair. Such criminals are sometimes are put in solitary naked.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."
Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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double homicide

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Gothic Horror

A genre of horror that's hands down one of the oldest as it developed in England by an overly dramatic homo named Horace Walpole as the style in America was developed by writers who were historians, school teachers and literary critics in the 19th Century. The American approach was developed by Washington Irving with The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow as the form took on different personalities. In the mid-1990s the writer who eventually wrote The Cabbie Homicide combined double homicide language, philosophical insight and real life horrors such as gang violence, church burning and addressing legalism in the church in a very dark way.

The Cabbie Homicide introduced Gothic Horror into narrative journalism which came out in a way where it was according to "Mohs Scale of Lyrical Hardness" would be a ten. The 20th century approach -- stems from William Hope Hodgson, Bram Stoker with his last novel and short story output, H. P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, and others. The House of Pain E-zine shown other examples as Temple of Dagon saw the Cthulhu Now timeline as the new Cthulhu Mythos playground named for the Cabbie Homicide's authors last name. Where it plays up in real cities and real neighborhoods, as it interweaves with the real histories of the area as well.
Edgar Allan Poe's The Telltale Heart gave Gothic Horror a new personality and threw an entirely new approach to the style as he introduced this as a short form. A Cemetery Dream introduced in 2000 had an ultra-violent, extremely gore soaked approach ala Se7en meets Dreams in the Witch House. The Cabbie Homicide when introduced in the LiveJournal Goth Community they thought it was a work of fiction but when he mentioned how the convicted murderer was in his 7th grade homeroom, some friends were going, "That's really fucked up, and especially fucked up that you knew him."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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NoBama

Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.
Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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