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Dagon

The name of the bull shark in Lake Michigan named for the story by H. P. Lovecraft, an urban legend with teeth going back before the dinosaurs. Some cases being related of a Bull Shark also found in Lake Erie too, okay the short story "Yest Ye Become One" becomes even more frightening of other cases of this -- WGN in Chicago did a blog entry asking the question. The light blue blog reblogged this making smart ass remarks about how Chicago managed to gain a new pet. Takes what Sharknado and implies it was leftover from that.
By the way; you may not want to put domestic abusers or child sex offenders in a boat with a hole drilled in it within the water's of Lake Michigan. You may never know when an urban legend with Flesh and Teeth comes up doing a bite and run, did we mention we gave him a name. His name is Dagon.
by illinoishorrorman December 29, 2018
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pigfucker

One of the most offensive and disgusting cousins of fucker. Often used on blogs to swear at blogtrolls. This one out swears motherfucker.
The owner of LiveJournal is a goddamned pigfucker because he likes to make it rought for people who have a real website. The fuckstain makes it hard for people to be taken seriously when they have a real website and shuns the use of e-mail
by illinoishorrorman October 19, 2010
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187

Police term for cold blooded homicide. What the subject of The Cabbie Homicide is serving life for as the subject in the beginning of the narrative was tried for after icing his wife. The term was coined in the California correctional system as Wikipedia relates. It became prevalent in Gangsta Rap as Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre used this on their lyrics. The term pigeon in this community is a sexual putdown as chickenhead also is. The Cabbie Homicide was noted for some of the putdowns such as junkie and druggie towards the murderers.
The term 187 became noticed in California; but showed up in a ganstra rap track "Deep Cover" which was the track Dr. Dre wrote for a soundtrack, Snoop Dogg snarled the line "187 for an undercover cop." Body Count when Ice-T did Copkiller pissed off everyone including Bush 41 with the snarl "Die Pig Die, Die Die Die, Die Pig Die."
by illinoishorrorman March 12, 2018
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Mandy The Scandal Princess

The infamous nickname given to the subject of The Infamy Raines after it was found out she had a connection to Treyvon Martin in 2012, she was fuming over the existence of the said article. The Glenbard East, Class of 1994 graduate became the face of Cancer Snub Scandal, as the nickname was given to her by Miami, Florida, film maker who saw a chilling connection. Another classmate unnamed mentioned a lot more Marquardt Middle School alumni were involved with a scandal equally as shocking as the adult scandal that was coined in the blogosphere.
I'm sure every school had that one like this. The character we call "Mandy The Scandal Princess" what was uncovered she was a forerunner of Encyclopedia Dramatica and it was a total nightmare. Those who want her for a piece, she's in public domain. This was the second time she didn't speak up when something happened.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2019
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Dickwad

The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.

I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.

The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."

The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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investigative

A form of journalism where in some countries the journalist returns in a box. As the writer of Cabbie Homicide with a blog entry shared a link about those who are whistle blowers as they speak out against corruption. This form has a much darker side, as these journalists have to have the stones to get in the heads of convicted killers, rapists, infant-rapers, and face down cults. There's no funeral plan for investigative as their severance pay is often paying for a coffin and their proper funeral in certain countries.

The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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TheBookPatch.com

In 2010, a best selling author and artist gave back to the literary community in a huge way -- the program and websites one needs some tech to compete with Lulu.com and CreateSpace effectively, An Eye In Shadows and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five are housed there now but here are others who came from the circles who noticed how the latter is the most potent, the sections of Creative Nonfiction and Horror overlap quite often. Family owned outfit out of Scottsdale, AZ, where the reviews on trustpilot can't go wrong.
Victor who was a former Case officer of The Mussad developed TheBookPatch.com, when one sees his artwork you will see why authors come aboard from being fired by Creeger and by Questionable Content on Lulu.com. It's a surprise why Angie Hoy hasn't done an article on them if they're that down to earth some of the remarks via e-mail can be a little snarky -- they're authors after all.

The publisher who did The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five proved he was the master anthologist from Lulu.com who developed The Worm Construction a method where it was pdf separately uploaded them merged, then discovered docupub and split and merge basic to stick it to both Lulu.com and CreateSpace over the lie they were the only players.
by illinoishorrorman October 23, 2018
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