illinoishorrorman's definitions

tl;dr

The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.

troll: tl;dr
writer: grym

troll: Shit did he just say go rape my mother.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Counter-troll

The light blue blog on wordpress, the blogspot presence, InsaneJournal and the tumblr blog is known for investigative reporting and effectively countering Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fandom Wank as An Eye In Shadows is the art of the trolling techniques that I was known for in chatrooms such as the handle-sharing prank in Firefly.com. Both these blogs whamline twitter tweets as they're both rigged to twitter. The two blogs in combination invoke heated twitter wars where combination of the r-word, guinea, and other nasty insults get tossed in retorts. Jenna Jameson is noted for this on twitter in recent years. The trolls that I had to deal with stemmed from LJDrama, SomethingAwful, Fandom Wank, and the libtard shit stabbers who lurked on shocklines, HorrorWorld, Fangoria, and DreadCentral. Joseph Locke decided to troll me on Shoggoth in the mid-era of the website as I took a hard swipe at him getting paid for whacking off on the Buffyverse and a coded swipe from a contributor on Robert Bloch's Psychos where I don't mention his name in the book but the page count where his story runs and ends. When he realized I was talking about him and noted he was getting paid for killing it on fanfiction novels he was pissed. (Look up kill on a prison slang website and you will see the term.)

TwilightSucks board, "We seen a thread from a VampireFreaks user from a cult that this one is also a part of as she invoked a well public fight between him and the board as he came in as his controversial house pen name that took a swipe at Black Death Books owner for pirating his five year plan in print."

The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."

TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.

He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.

by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.

The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

Slum-Dutchess

The female version of slumlord -- the see the reference up male and female Lordship in the UK and Landlord who makes a profit off not fixing the apartment. Usually a Karen who is xenophobic and wouldn't understand who lives paycheck-to-paycheck. Often MO of them is a bit of a golddigger too.

That Slum-Dutchess got educated from a Diploma Mill and tapped a vanity press to make herself seem legit but when noticed she had been raised in a Sundown Town and chased out of Joliet.

by illinoishorrorman April 22, 2022

Fan Circuit

It's the small press publishing term for FanFiction.net circles who emerge from here; some publishers had decided to get on the site and feature their own takes on fandom. One of the writers in the circuit was published for less than year under the encouragement of his wife, a small publisher in Seattle who also published the controversial writer who emerged on Quakes And Storms: A Natural Disaster Anthology. One of the writers who also been published emerged after seeing The Statue as Fanlore.org followed her some as she brought one of the outings to AuthorsDen.com. Fandom_Wank it's safe to say were not pleased when they found out fanwriters were getting published in the small press along side original fiction writers from out of the box years before mommy porn emerged.

You'd be surprised in the mid-2000s who emerged from here, as the indie publishing circles would have a weird look from where it's known as The Fan Circuit . An Archive Of Our Own points out some of them. As what they failed to realize that some of them were published on the semi-professional circles since 2002 as a few appeared in the e-pages of Twilight Times. The one who is known as Joni designed the logo for the historic e-zine from the 1990s. Her print debut in the short form appeared on a Pensacola based anthology called "Reality Check: An Anthology Of Horror." Where she did the final edits to the story that's an alternate to the short story that the synopsis was for in the anthology known as "House of Spiders." Fanlore.org followed her Fan Circuit ties as she introduced a piece to AuthorsDen.com in the 2002 era as her original fiction output in the era was more high fantasy. Her short story output was Gothic Horror as she was the other Gothic Horror delegate in Reality Check.

by illinoishorrorman February 15, 2018

Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.

Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.

by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018