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It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
Get the the light blue blog mug.Associated Content's TOS rule where articles are warned not to employ wolf ticket taunts containing double homicide profanity, ethnic slur laced expose' and other things as Rational Wiki would coined "pissed at us" responses. These are akin to slash fanfiction writers or real person fiction of the slash variety. Ao3 got pissed at me over the 'peter puffer' response to those who write real person fiction.
One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
Someone on Associated Content seeing "The Hive Mind" article --"shit he was trying to see how much he can cross the line with the double homicide wham lines in a single article. It's noted as being the first time he took aim at SomethingAwful for lifting his work and trying to turn his main character from Spectral Exile into a leatherman fag. He caught one of the blogtroll twins from Diary-X trying to do a shitty emo poem from his extremely hard true crime yarn. He's pissed. "
bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Don't Go There mug.Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)
If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.
The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.
The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
Get the Weiner's Circle mug.1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
by illinoishorrorman February 18, 2018
Get the flip mug.A form of journalism where in some countries the journalist returns in a box. As the writer of Cabbie Homicide with a blog entry shared a link about those who are whistle blowers as they speak out against corruption. This form has a much darker side, as these journalists have to have the stones to get in the heads of convicted killers, rapists, infant-rapers, and face down cults. There's no funeral plan for investigative as their severance pay is often paying for a coffin and their proper funeral in certain countries.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
Get the investigative mug.The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the Dickwad mug.The infamous nickname given to the subject of The Infamy Raines after it was found out she had a connection to Treyvon Martin in 2012, she was fuming over the existence of the said article. The Glenbard East, Class of 1994 graduate became the face of Cancer Snub Scandal, as the nickname was given to her by Miami, Florida, film maker who saw a chilling connection. Another classmate unnamed mentioned a lot more Marquardt Middle School alumni were involved with a scandal equally as shocking as the adult scandal that was coined in the blogosphere.
I'm sure every school had that one like this. The character we call "Mandy The Scandal Princess" what was uncovered she was a forerunner of Encyclopedia Dramatica and it was a total nightmare. Those who want her for a piece, she's in public domain. This was the second time she didn't speak up when something happened.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2019
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