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Five year memoir of the publisher and author behind the true crime outing The Cabbie Homicide, a darker glimpse at how he was bullied and seen misinformation used as an act of bullying. One of his then future contributors who got picked up by Black Sheets Books coined this book his version of The Chocolate War as his namesake anthologies were a direct result.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
Fandom_Wank: remember that psycho who went at us?
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the An Eye In Shadows mug.Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.
Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the NoBama mug.The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.
Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?
A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
What's that?
A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the nonfic mug.A Tampa, Florida, based website that has a presence on facebook SFLBlog; noted for observing the Independent Baptist weirdness as the factions within these congregations vary. The light blue blog on wordpress weighed in on one of the same churches a year earlier in 2014. This one had the gall to include a video from the said church where they were doing one known as "The Bible Stands" as the blog related how they changed it to "The King James Bible Stands."
The commentary on the link known as "Six Degrees of Separation" were discussing the journalistic investigative report known as Preying from the Pulpit. In 2013 they showed a website known as "Bible Ray Says" as it's an Independent Baptist site that follows the teachings of Peter S. Ruckman (don't ask on the last one! He teaches how Satan knocked up Eve to produce Cain.) Fundie is the slang for Independent Fundamental Baptist; as they often portray The Devil as being with red skin and resembling the Roman God, Pan. These congregations often mock academia and promote pseudo-academia.
The commentary on the link known as "Six Degrees of Separation" were discussing the journalistic investigative report known as Preying from the Pulpit. In 2013 they showed a website known as "Bible Ray Says" as it's an Independent Baptist site that follows the teachings of Peter S. Ruckman (don't ask on the last one! He teaches how Satan knocked up Eve to produce Cain.) Fundie is the slang for Independent Fundamental Baptist; as they often portray The Devil as being with red skin and resembling the Roman God, Pan. These congregations often mock academia and promote pseudo-academia.
It was by sheer chance I found that website; as I did the in depth blog on wordpress known as "King James Only Examined" in the summer of 2014. I had seen others weigh in on the King James Only Movement over the years and Independent Baptist congregations. The website by sheer chance I found was the weird news blogger, Stuff Fundies Like, as they also weighed in on the same church I did but featured one of their YouTube videos going far back as 2009. What's even weirder is the page KJV 1611 which is managed by the said church has about 187K followers as the son of the minister is a follower of the cybervangelist I weighed in on in the piece "Am I Making This Up?" The father did puff piece of Gail Riplinger in his sermon who was busted for being a compulsive liar and slandered people posthumously as David Cloud did a piece on her speaking of her vivid imagination.
by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018
Get the Fundie mug.1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.
Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
by illinoishorrorman February 18, 2018
Get the flip mug.A form of journalism where in some countries the journalist returns in a box. As the writer of Cabbie Homicide with a blog entry shared a link about those who are whistle blowers as they speak out against corruption. This form has a much darker side, as these journalists have to have the stones to get in the heads of convicted killers, rapists, infant-rapers, and face down cults. There's no funeral plan for investigative as their severance pay is often paying for a coffin and their proper funeral in certain countries.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
Get the investigative mug.The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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