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TheBookPatch.com

In 2010, a best selling author and artist gave back to the literary community in a huge way -- the program and websites one needs some tech to compete with Lulu.com and CreateSpace effectively, An Eye In Shadows and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five are housed there now but here are others who came from the circles who noticed how the latter is the most potent, the sections of Creative Nonfiction and Horror overlap quite often. Family owned outfit out of Scottsdale, AZ, where the reviews on trustpilot can't go wrong.
Victor who was a former Case officer of The Mussad developed TheBookPatch.com, when one sees his artwork you will see why authors come aboard from being fired by Creeger and by Questionable Content on Lulu.com. It's a surprise why Angie Hoy hasn't done an article on them if they're that down to earth some of the remarks via e-mail can be a little snarky -- they're authors after all.

The publisher who did The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five proved he was the master anthologist from Lulu.com who developed The Worm Construction a method where it was pdf separately uploaded them merged, then discovered docupub and split and merge basic to stick it to both Lulu.com and CreateSpace over the lie they were the only players.
by illinoishorrorman October 23, 2018
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Mandy The Scandal Princess

The infamous nickname given to the subject of The Infamy Raines after it was found out she had a connection to Treyvon Martin in 2012, she was fuming over the existence of the said article. The Glenbard East, Class of 1994 graduate became the face of Cancer Snub Scandal, as the nickname was given to her by Miami, Florida, film maker who saw a chilling connection. Another classmate unnamed mentioned a lot more Marquardt Middle School alumni were involved with a scandal equally as shocking as the adult scandal that was coined in the blogosphere.
I'm sure every school had that one like this. The character we call "Mandy The Scandal Princess" what was uncovered she was a forerunner of Encyclopedia Dramatica and it was a total nightmare. Those who want her for a piece, she's in public domain. This was the second time she didn't speak up when something happened.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2019
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187

Police term for cold blooded homicide. What the subject of The Cabbie Homicide is serving life for as the subject in the beginning of the narrative was tried for after icing his wife. The term was coined in the California correctional system as Wikipedia relates. It became prevalent in Gangsta Rap as Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre used this on their lyrics. The term pigeon in this community is a sexual putdown as chickenhead also is. The Cabbie Homicide was noted for some of the putdowns such as junkie and druggie towards the murderers.
The term 187 became noticed in California; but showed up in a ganstra rap track "Deep Cover" which was the track Dr. Dre wrote for a soundtrack, Snoop Dogg snarled the line "187 for an undercover cop." Body Count when Ice-T did Copkiller pissed off everyone including Bush 41 with the snarl "Die Pig Die, Die Die Die, Die Pig Die."
by illinoishorrorman March 12, 2018
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Black Comedy

(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Gothic Horror

A genre of horror that's hands down one of the oldest as it developed in England by an overly dramatic homo named Horace Walpole as the style in America was developed by writers who were historians, school teachers and literary critics in the 19th Century. The American approach was developed by Washington Irving with The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow as the form took on different personalities. In the mid-1990s the writer who eventually wrote The Cabbie Homicide combined double homicide language, philosophical insight and real life horrors such as gang violence, church burning and addressing legalism in the church in a very dark way.

The Cabbie Homicide introduced Gothic Horror into narrative journalism which came out in a way where it was according to "Mohs Scale of Lyrical Hardness" would be a ten. The 20th century approach -- stems from William Hope Hodgson, Bram Stoker with his last novel and short story output, H. P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, and others. The House of Pain E-zine shown other examples as Temple of Dagon saw the Cthulhu Now timeline as the new Cthulhu Mythos playground named for the Cabbie Homicide's authors last name. Where it plays up in real cities and real neighborhoods, as it interweaves with the real histories of the area as well.
Edgar Allan Poe's The Telltale Heart gave Gothic Horror a new personality and threw an entirely new approach to the style as he introduced this as a short form. A Cemetery Dream introduced in 2000 had an ultra-violent, extremely gore soaked approach ala Se7en meets Dreams in the Witch House. The Cabbie Homicide when introduced in the LiveJournal Goth Community they thought it was a work of fiction but when he mentioned how the convicted murderer was in his 7th grade homeroom, some friends were going, "That's really fucked up, and especially fucked up that you knew him."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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mindset

A high profile member of Fandom_Wank that bit off more than she can chew when she engaged the writer of The Cabbie Homicide where he decided to really lay into her in his five year memoir. The other one from Fandom_Wank was stealing his published material for the Fandom Wank wiki. They though Anne Rice was fierce, the man behind The Fandom Writer equates Fandom_Wank as 'slash writing fags' and had called them pseudo-journalists as he found Mindset's workplace and her real name.
fandom_wank Mindset made her livejournal friends only because of the affair in 2006 where she took aim at the much harder hitting author as he made waves on The House of Pain as she reported on Anne Rice lashing back at shit-reviewers. The piece that took a harsh swipe at slash fanfiction writers. "You're a thief with a word processor." When she was located on Facebook.com in 2007 and confronted; that was the fuel the author needed to fire back in print.
by illinoishorrorman February 16, 2018
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Florida Cheerful

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018
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