illinoishorrorman's definitions

Guinea

The slur that Bram the Talking Wonder Dog's creator uses on the bright blue blog when he was delivered a whamline reminding him of his House of Pain E-Zine appearance. The response came with a rapid-barrage of Irish-American slurs as he had to look a few of them up as some came in Italian.

What did that Chicago based Guinea say to me when invoking that taunt? The slimy fucking-shit-for-brains invoked something where he's relentless when he fights back.

The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .

The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.

by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018

Vertical Smile

Illinois vulgar slang for twat

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Prison Language

Terminology that The Cabbie Homicide writer used when he addressed Gaahl when he was using the n-bomb and learned that the American Black Metal con man might had conned one of his relatives who was featured in Wall Street Journal. It's implied the language is stronger than double homicide taunting as this stems from the selling of wolf tickets. Some terms in prison language are slurs at particular gang members as it does employ Spanish terms, as each prison gang has their own terminology. Watch Lockup and you will pick up on it. Some of the terms are hard insults on Blood and the other their rival (as these two are gangs in Los Angles.) There are some prison slang born out of Iowa Department of Corrections as in they dragged one out of the sandbox. Then you have the term sliming which according to Lockup is when an inmate uses a combination of their own water and fecal matter mimicking behavior of other primates (see the behaviour of chimpanzees in captivity when being handed a banana.) I had heard classmates use the term gump on some other kids as we were not talking Forrest Gump as it's a prison term for donut-puncher.

Fandom Wank -- the psycho who laid into us in his book was using tons of intense hard language.

Another -- I never heard these terms before.

Fandom Wank -- some of who watched Oz might heard the term prison language. It's coded language where it combines profanity, ethnic language that's an insult, or implying one is a chomo.

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

slimer

1.) fictional ghost created by Chicago native Harold Ramos.

2.) prison slang for an inmate that uses various forms of human waste as a weapon ala chimpazeeing it at an unsuspecting corrections officer. Common weapons of a slimer is often feces or piss sometimes they combine the two. High profile example is Danielle Strong. Also one who engages in gassing

When I address a slimer, I am not talking about the Harold Ramos character, but the second definition. They like to do an impression of a chimpanzee in captivity. Look up the term gassing and you will be grossed out.

by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018

Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.

"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

Burned Pizza

Insulting slur to Italians from the Abruzzo region especially Italian-Americans as it's up there with guinea equal to the n-word to African Americans. The two words that would see frocio thrown at you. or the horns tossed at you because the wife fucks you behind your back.

Author Adam Sneffet called a rival author a burned pizza when he spoke out; this author responded like an African-American when a White Privilege used the n-bomb in other words, don't do it.

by illinoishorrorman September 22, 2016