illinoishorrorman's definitions
Five year memoir of the publisher and author behind the true crime outing The Cabbie Homicide, a darker glimpse at how he was bullied and seen misinformation used as an act of bullying. One of his then future contributors who got picked up by Black Sheets Books coined this book his version of The Chocolate War as his namesake anthologies were a direct result.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
Fandom_Wank: remember that psycho who went at us?
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the An Eye In Shadowsmug. A high profile member of Fandom_Wank that bit off more than she can chew when she engaged the writer of The Cabbie Homicide where he decided to really lay into her in his five year memoir. The other one from Fandom_Wank was stealing his published material for the Fandom Wank wiki. They though Anne Rice was fierce, the man behind The Fandom Writer equates Fandom_Wank as 'slash writing fags' and had called them pseudo-journalists as he found Mindset's workplace and her real name.
fandom_wank Mindset made her livejournal friends only because of the affair in 2006 where she took aim at the much harder hitting author as he made waves on The House of Pain as she reported on Anne Rice lashing back at shit-reviewers. The piece that took a harsh swipe at slash fanfiction writers. "You're a thief with a word processor." When she was located on Facebook.com in 2007 and confronted; that was the fuel the author needed to fire back in print.
by illinoishorrorman February 16, 2018
Get the mindsetmug. an asshole that goes around making doctored pictures and saying it's the particular publication. They would go and harass publishers in message boards and offer pirated written works. Often disreguard the DMCA and would go as far as committing a crime called harassment by phone and harassment by wire. In other words, a writer's worst nightmare.
AngryInIllinois is the classic cyberbully, using fake domains and libious content and passes it off as fact.
by illinoishorrorman August 2, 2010
Get the Cyberbullymug. Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018
Get the Florida Cheerfulmug. The word that libels someone who grew up in Glendale Heights or Chicagoland because this region one had friends who were DuPage Muslim or African-American as some grew up in the Suburbs. When one had a mayor who was Asian in 1995, the fact calling someone a racist or a bigot in this region. It will invoke old wounds, the twitter user Namir_Rem made a big mistake calling the writer of The Cabbie Homicide this as he invoked slur laced insults over his blanket term "prose" where this one pointed out there's more than one example as this known as a piece, segment. stand-a-lone short, or one-shot (pending who calls this.) This is more common with those who are considered a Fundie. As in they're Anglo, from the south and use 1611 Speak often dressing up as ethnic stereotypes.
The last thing one wants to be considered in Glendale Heights, it's the one thing that well invokes witch-hunts in the region because of Skokie, 1977 where a self-hating Anti-Semite was busted parading around the area with a fucking Nazi uniform . There were a number screaming the word "Racist' and "Death to the Nazis" in the streets of Skokie, Illinois, as they were going to invoke a paedo-hunt on the sorry sack of fail.
by illinoishorrorman March 13, 2018
Get the Racistmug. The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.
Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?
A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
What's that?
A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the nonficmug. (No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Black Comedymug.