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nonfic

The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.
Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?

A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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double homicide

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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An Eye In Shadows

Five year memoir of the publisher and author behind the true crime outing The Cabbie Homicide, a darker glimpse at how he was bullied and seen misinformation used as an act of bullying. One of his then future contributors who got picked up by Black Sheets Books coined this book his version of The Chocolate War as his namesake anthologies were a direct result.

The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
Fandom_Wank: remember that psycho who went at us?
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.

The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.

Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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Black Comedy

(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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NoBama

Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.
Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Holden's Counterpart

A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.

He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.

You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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