Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
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flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.
Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.
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House of Pain E-Zine

If you were a horror author in the mid-1990s into the mid-2000s, you'd find your way on here and featured eventually. Noted for ushering writers who also turned publishers like Mike Philbin (Hertzan Chimera), Kealan Patrick Burke (as he disowns The Clause), Trent Zelazny (as he eventually worked with me on my first magazine's issue, and the third issue) and a host of others.

In 2003 Wraith Knox introduced Nicholas Tillemans who became part of the second Chimeraworld anthology, as some of the roster became part of Tabloid Purposes as some joined in the sequels. It is known as a who's who in the small press as the independent press introduced bizzaro fiction, neo-traditional, Stygian Memoir (the creative nonfiction subgenre that is an offshoot of Gothic Horror and Gonzo Journalism,) alt. history ala 1990s, and horror that became from the post-9/11 world as it was a touchy subject to approach. Being dark about September 11th was a bit taboo.

Noted for invoking a huge fuck you factor for publishing The Fandom Writer from being on FictionPress earlier that year as it was written from returning after attending Goth Convergence in Chicago. Janice Frank in 2004 while she was still alive; defecated on House of Spiders. I taunted, "The more you bastards flame on this one, all you're doing is giving it an even more potent sting."
Fandom Wank: you know that wop we were taking turns on.

mindset: yeah
The other blogtroll: Shit he appeared on House of Pain E-Zine with that notorious story. Was the editor trying to piss us off when she included it?

According to an e-mail they had -- they expressed a mutual hatred for Poppy Z. Brite.

Gruesome Cargo in an interview with him on AuthorsDen said it grabbed her attention and noted to be the most accessible short story on the site. The Fandom Writer and The Ferryman's Wheelchair are both progressively disturbing in their own ways.

All of them: JESUS have you seen the rest of the featured on there, some of them are a collective brood of utter sick fuck fictioneers. Have you seen the story called BUKKAKEWORLD? Two of the writers wrote a novel called BOYFISTGIRLSUCK. There are a few publications circulating around that's pretty damn close to the controversial e-zine as one of them did a very dark incarnation which became known as The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five noted for introducing two writers from the Edgar Allan Poe fandom and two from fictionpress. It's also noted to have The Pattern Of Diagnosis which has a very haunting echo of David Foster Wallace -- he included this under the encouragement of a Goth model named Tragic Wrath. The interview between him and Hertzan Chimera saw a sabertooth nature where it rivaled The Boondocks with the episode known as BET Sucks.
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flip

1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines

2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as one did have a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated.

3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.

If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Noted as a 19th century equal to a dingo as in he was marrying a few who revealed to be a gerbil as Saturday Night Live coined this one.

Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
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1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as I had a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated. Get them swearing for real; call their Prophet, Joseph Smith a plagiarizing pedophile.

3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.

If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
by illinoishorrorman February 17, 2018
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double homicide

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.
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Perez Hilton

The gossip blogger that The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at on facebook via video for his frequent practice of copyright infringement as the gossip blogger The Rusty Nail takes aim at the publisher since 2005 when she was going as Sam Young. The copyrape blogger exposethetard violated many of his copyrights as it would watermark his old photos ala Gothic.net regulars under the Darren era as he got fired over his bullying. Noted the turning point was having found out the author used a photo of him in a tux and then drained the lizard on it as he photographed the aftermath. It was uploaded to Xanga as those in the underground horror circles had mixed reactions not sure whether to laugh their head off or be pissed (no pun intended.) Perez Hilton is the one that been known to out other donut punchers into being a fellow shit-stabber himself. Someone who became famous for yellow journalism (or the term being a piss blogger.)
Oh fuck Perez Hilton is raping copyrights again? Oh hell no -- a light blue blog where the entries are fact checked and employing youtube documentaries to add to the punch is on the bastard, here comes the curb stomp beatdown verbally as he's the Republican version who uses harsher language. He's noted for even sniping on classmates because some refused to speak up when he caught Something Awful lifting his most enduring creative nonfiction outing. He found the photo of the classmate on a Jail site then took a photo flipping the bird at the mugshot, then called the blog "Faustian Bargain." Hilton you really should be worried when the light blue blog is giving you the riot act.
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