illEATurHARTout's definitions

SHTML

A kind of HTML file containing server-specific, non-standard commands which are interpreted by the HTTP server and replaced by standard HTML or text before the data is returned to the client.

Different servers use different command syntax and support different sets of commands. The most common example is a server-side include command which simply expands to the contents of some given file and allows bits of HTML or text to be shared between pages for ease of updating. Other commands insert the value of an environment variable or the output of a shell command. These allow pages to be different each time they are served without requiring a CGI script.

Some servers distinguish SPML from HTML with a different filename extension, others use the execute bit of the file's permissions.

SHTML, an offshoot of HTML, is server-parsed HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

prepcore

When a preppy person trys to act like a hardcore person.

See poser.

Person 1: Look at Trevor, he's so prepcore.
Person 2: Huh? Prepcore?
Person 1: Yeah. He's wearing a Polo shirt and Dockers pants, yet he's listening to From Autumn To Ashes because he thinks it makes him hXc. What a poser.

by illEATurHARTout March 10, 2005

skateboard

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts

Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

Claps, the

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.

"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

CHMod

("Change mode") The Unix command and system call to change the access permissions of a named file. Each file (directory, device, etc.) has nine kinds of access which can be allowed or denied. Different permissions apply to the owner of the file, the members of the group the file belongs to, and all users. Each of these classes of user (owner, group and other) can have permission to read, write or execute the file. Chmod can also set various other mode bits for a file or directory such as the sticky bit and the set user id bit.

Before you finish installing the software for your website, you must CHMod all of the files to 777.

by illEATurHARTout March 28, 2004

IUD

A birth control device, such as a plastic or metallic loop, ring, or spiral, that is inserted into the uterus to prevent implantation; intrauterine device.

Man: "Oh, crap. I forgot the condoms!"
Woman: "It's okay, honey. We can use my extra IUD!"

by illEATurHARTout March 27, 2004