illEATurHARTout's definitions

LAN

A system that links together electronic office equipment, such as computers and word processors, and forms a network within an office or building.

Most colleges are on a LAN.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

orgasm

n.
1) The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.

2) A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.

intr.v.
To experience an orgasm.

Many women — about one out of three — have trouble reaching orgasm when having sex with a partner. Most women experience orgasm through clitoral stimulation rather than through vaginal penetration. So if a woman is having difficulty reaching orgasm, she may want to try clitoral stimulation during, before, or after vaginal intercourse and oral sex to have an orgasm. Keep in mind, every woman's body responds differently to various kinds of sex play. Each woman has different preferences for the ways in which her clitoris is stimulated.

by illEATurHARTout July 6, 2004

I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.

John is such a narcist.

by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004

zpmfg

The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg.

Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!"

liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you, j00 n00b!!111!1

by illEATurHARTout February 26, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

Cold Fusion

ColdFusion MX is the solution for building and deploying powerful web applications and web services. Using the proven tag-based scripting and built-in services in ColdFusion MX, web application developers can easily harness the power of the Java platform without the complexity. Available for stand-alone installation or for deployment on industry-leading J2EE application servers, ColdFusion enables over 10,000 customers and hundreds of thousands of developers worldwide to deliver powerful web applications in record time.

Any website ending with .cfm has Cold Fusion in it.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004