illEATurHARTout's definitions

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

SHTML

A kind of HTML file containing server-specific, non-standard commands which are interpreted by the HTTP server and replaced by standard HTML or text before the data is returned to the client.

Different servers use different command syntax and support different sets of commands. The most common example is a server-side include command which simply expands to the contents of some given file and allows bits of HTML or text to be shared between pages for ease of updating. Other commands insert the value of an environment variable or the output of a shell command. These allow pages to be different each time they are served without requiring a CGI script.

Some servers distinguish SPML from HTML with a different filename extension, others use the execute bit of the file's permissions.

SHTML, an offshoot of HTML, is server-parsed HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

prepcore

When a preppy person trys to act like a hardcore person.

See poser.

Person 1: Look at Trevor, he's so prepcore.
Person 2: Huh? Prepcore?
Person 1: Yeah. He's wearing a Polo shirt and Dockers pants, yet he's listening to From Autumn To Ashes because he thinks it makes him hXc. What a poser.

by illEATurHARTout March 10, 2005

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

zpmfg

The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg.

Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!"

liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you, j00 n00b!!111!1

by illEATurHARTout February 26, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

Fascisti

The members of an Italian political organization that controlled Italy under the fascist dictatorship of Benito Mussolini from 1922 to 1943.

See fascist.

by illEATurHARTout June 17, 2004