illEATurHARTout's definitions

Claps, the

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.

"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

IOU

A promise to pay a debt, especially a signed paper stating the specific amount owed and often bearing the letters IOU.

Person 1: "How are you going to pay for this? You have no cash!"
Person 2: "It's okay, man! I'll just give him an IOU!"

by illEATurHARTout March 27, 2004

pureVOLUME

purevolume.com is the place for rising artists to promote their music and for everyone else to come and listen. The basic artist membership is free. PurePLUS Memberships with advanced features can be purchased for one month, six months, or a year at a time.

Dude, I just found this sick band on pureVOLUME! You should check them out!

by illEATurHARTout March 25, 2004

longcut

When a "shortcut" takes longer than the normal route, or saves no time at all.

Person #1: Dude just take the next turn, it's a shortcut.
Person #2: You mean longcut? By going that way, it'll add an additional twenty minutes to our trip for sure.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.

John is such a narcist.

by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004