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blue-collar

Of or relating to wage earners, especially as a class, whose jobs are performed in work clothes and often involve manual labor.
Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"? It is hilarious! I nearly wet my pants laughing so hard!
by illEATurHARTout April 6, 2004
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script kiddies

The lowest form of cracker; script kiddies do mischief with scripts and programs written by others, often without understanding the exploit.
by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
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warez d00dz

A substantial subculture of crackers refer to themselves as `warez d00dz'; there is evidently some connection with B1FF here. As `Ozone Pilot', one formerwarez d00d, wrote:

Warez d00dz get illegal copies of copyrighted software. If it has copy protection on it, they break the protection so the software can be copied. Then they distribute it around the world via several gateways. Warez d00dz form badass group names like RAZOR and the like. They put up boards that distribute the latest ware, or pirate program. The whole point of the Warez sub-culture is to get the pirate program released and distributed before any other group. I know, I know. But don't ask, and it won't hurt as much. This is how they prove their poweress sic. It gives them the right to say, "I released King's Quest IVXIX before you so obviously my testicles are larger." Again don't ask...

The studly thing to do if one is a warez d00d, it appears, is emit `0-day warez', that is copies of commercial software copied and cracked on the same day as its retail release. Warez d00ds also hoard software in a big way, collecting untold megabytes of arcade-style games, pornographic JPGs, and applications they'll never use onto their hard disks. As Ozone Pilot acutely observes:

BELONG is the only word you will need to know. Warez d00dz want to belong. They have been shunned by everyone, and thus turn to cyberspace for acceptance. That is why they always start groups like TGW, FLT, USA and the like. Structure makes them happy. ... Warez d00dz will never have a handle like "Pink Daisy" because warez d00dz are insecure. Only someone who is very secure with a good dose of self-esteem can stand up to the cries of fag and girlie-man. More likely you will find warez d00dz with handles like: Doctor Death, Deranged Lunatic, Hellraiser, Mad Prince, Dreamdevil, The Unknown, Renegade Chemist, Terminator, and Twin Turbo. They like to sound badass when they can hide behind their terminals. More likely, if you were given a sample of 100 people, the person whose handle is Hellraiser is the last person you'd associate with the name.

The contrast with Internet hackers is stark and instructive.
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by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
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shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.
Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.
by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004
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cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.
Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.
by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004
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Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.
John is such a narcist.
by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004
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Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.
DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1
by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005
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