illEATurHARTout's definitions

I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.

You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.

by illEATurHARTout March 24, 2004

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

zpmfg

The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg.

Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!"

liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you, j00 n00b!!111!1

by illEATurHARTout February 26, 2005

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004

Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.

John is such a narcist.

by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004

Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005