illEATurHARTout's definitions

JHTML

Java within Hypertext Markup Language.

JHTML is an offshoot of HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

server

1. A program which provides some service to other (client) programs. The connection between client and server is normally by means of message passing, often over a network, and uses some protocol to encode the client's requests and the server's responses. The server may run continuously (as a daemon), waiting for requests to arrive or it may be invoked by some higher level daemon which controls a number of specific servers (inetd on Unix). There are many servers associated with the Internet, such as those for Network File System, Network Information Service (NIS), Domain Name System (DNS), FTP, news, finger, Network Time Protocol. On Unix, a long list can be found in /etc/services or in the NIS database "services". See client-server.

2. A computer which provides some service for other computers connected to it via a network. The most common example is a file server which has a local disk and services requests from remote clients to read and write files on that disk, often using Sun's Network File System (NFS) protocol or Novell Netware on IBM PCs.

All information accessible via the Internet is stored on one of several different types of a server.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

Borborygmus

stomach rumble: the rumbling sounds made by the movement of gases in the stomach and intestine (technical)

If you lay your head on someone's stomach, you are likely to hear borborygmus.

by illEATurHARTout March 23, 2004

redneck

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
2. A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

synonym: cracker

Look at that redneck driving his rust-covered truck.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

prepcore

When a preppy person trys to act like a hardcore person.

See poser.

Person 1: Look at Trevor, he's so prepcore.
Person 2: Huh? Prepcore?
Person 1: Yeah. He's wearing a Polo shirt and Dockers pants, yet he's listening to From Autumn To Ashes because he thinks it makes him hXc. What a poser.

by illEATurHARTout March 10, 2005

SHTML

A kind of HTML file containing server-specific, non-standard commands which are interpreted by the HTTP server and replaced by standard HTML or text before the data is returned to the client.

Different servers use different command syntax and support different sets of commands. The most common example is a server-side include command which simply expands to the contents of some given file and allows bits of HTML or text to be shared between pages for ease of updating. Other commands insert the value of an environment variable or the output of a shell command. These allow pages to be different each time they are served without requiring a CGI script.

Some servers distinguish SPML from HTML with a different filename extension, others use the execute bit of the file's permissions.

SHTML, an offshoot of HTML, is server-parsed HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004