illEATurHARTout's definitions

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

zpmfg

The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg.

Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!"

liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you, j00 n00b!!111!1

by illEATurHARTout February 26, 2005

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

cum grano salis

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.

Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

by illEATurHARTout March 9, 2004

redneck

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
2. A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

synonym: cracker

Look at that redneck driving his rust-covered truck.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

pron

(Usenet, IRC) Pornography. Originally this referred only to Internet porn but since then it has expanded to refer to just about anything. The term comes from the warez kiddies tendency to replace letters with numbers. At some point on IRC someone mistyped, swapped the middle two letters, and the name stuck, then propagated over into mainstream hacker usage.

"Man, Jason told me his mom found his stash of pr0n on his computer! That's gotta suck!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

CSS

An extension to HTML to allow styles, e.g. colour, font, size to be specified for certain elements of a hypertext document. Style information can be included in-line in the HTML file or in a separate CSS file (which can then be easily shared by multiple HTML files). Multiple levels of CSS can be used to allow selective overriding of styles.

You should stop using tables and switch to CSS to align your website!

by illEATurHARTout March 25, 2004