illEATurHARTout's definitions

zpmfg

The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg.

Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!"

liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you, j00 n00b!!111!1

by illEATurHARTout February 26, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

Otiose

1. not effective: with no useful result or practical purpose"
2. worthless: with little or no value
3. lazy: unwilling or uninterested in working or being active (archaic)

Will e-mail render traditional letter writing otiose? Let's hope not.

by illEATurHARTout June 27, 2006

blue-collar

Of or relating to wage earners, especially as a class, whose jobs are performed in work clothes and often involve manual labor.

Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"? It is hilarious! I nearly wet my pants laughing so hard!

by illEATurHARTout April 6, 2004

script kiddies

The lowest form of cracker; script kiddies do mischief with scripts and programs written by others, often without understanding the exploit.

Renegade is such a script kiddie.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

IUD

A birth control device, such as a plastic or metallic loop, ring, or spiral, that is inserted into the uterus to prevent implantation; intrauterine device.

Man: "Oh, crap. I forgot the condoms!"
Woman: "It's okay, honey. We can use my extra IUD!"

by illEATurHARTout March 27, 2004

client-server

A common form of distributed system in which software is split between server tasks and client tasks. A client sends requests to a server, according to some protocol, asking for information or action, and the server responds.

This is analogous to a customer (client) who sends an order (request) on an order form to a supplier (server) who despatches the goods and an invoice (response). The order form and invoice are part of the "protocol" used to communicate in this case.

There may be either one centralised server or several distributed ones. This model allows clients and servers to be placed independently on nodes in a network, possibly on different hardware and operating systems appropriate to their function, e.g. fast server/cheap client.

Examples are the name-server/name-resolver relationship in DNS, the file-server/file-client relationship in NFS and the screen server/client application split in the X Window System.

There is no example sentence for this term.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004