icwish's definitions

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Hustlin' in place

When you're hustlin' and not going anywhere.

"Oh I'm hustlin'...I'm just hustlin' in place." - BF

by icwish October 3, 2009

Challah!

The Jewish version of Holler!

Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"

by icwish July 18, 2010

Thinagle

When a Jewish girl from New York gets out of eating a fattening dish.

Jessica was able to thinagle her way out of eating a bagel with cream cheese by claiming she was lactose intolerant.

by icwish April 28, 2010

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 7, 2015

Text Purgatory

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010