Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 07, 2015

Late Night Bite

Food people eat really late at night. Usually unhealthy and very forgettable.

I'm so drunk and starving! I need a Late Night Bite!

by icwish July 05, 2009

Federera

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

by icwish October 11, 2009

Cumforter

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

by icwish February 11, 2010

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 31, 2010

Telexpression

Using keys to symbolize physical activities

Digi5 and Digi# are perfect examples of Telexpressions

by icwish July 13, 2009

Tigera

If you play golf in the Tiger Woods era, it's the Tigera

Phil Mickelson would have won so much more had he not played in the Tigera.

It's the Federera of Golf.

by icwish October 13, 2009