icwish's definitions

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Challah!

The Jewish version of Holler!

Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"

by icwish July 18, 2010

Hustlin' in place

When you're hustlin' and not going anywhere.

"Oh I'm hustlin'...I'm just hustlin' in place." - BF

by icwish October 3, 2009

Scalpie

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

by icwish March 7, 2015

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016

Morning After Shrill!

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.

After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!

by icwish July 13, 2009

Long time no type

A cliche

After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."

by icwish August 1, 2010