icwish's definitions

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010

Text Purgatory

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Telexpression

Using keys to symbolize physical activities

Digi5 and Digi# are perfect examples of Telexpressions

by icwish July 13, 2009

LeShaq

When LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal are on the same team.

Shaq just got traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers to play with LeBron James. Now that team has LeShaq

by icwish June 25, 2009

Hibermate

When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.

Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.

by icwish November 8, 2009

Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.

"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."

by icwish May 31, 2009