icwish's definitions

Federera

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

by icwish October 10, 2009

Joint Decision

When two people make a decision over a joint.

Ian: "Whose idea was it for you and Mark to quit your jobs and move to Tahiti to pursue a career in spreading love?"

Sara: "It was a joint decision"

by icwish October 14, 2009

Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

by icwish July 15, 2009

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

Brandevolent

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

by icwish July 13, 2009

Text Purgatory

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010