icwish's definitions

Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

by icwish July 15, 2009

Brandevolent

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

by icwish July 13, 2009

Joint Decision

When two people make a decision over a joint.

Ian: "Whose idea was it for you and Mark to quit your jobs and move to Tahiti to pursue a career in spreading love?"

Sara: "It was a joint decision"

by icwish October 14, 2009

JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

by icwish December 27, 2009

Hypoquit

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.

Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.

by icwish November 11, 2009

Text Purgatory

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010