ian's definitions

Chubsy

An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.

"Move it along now chubsy!"
"jesus look at chubsy here blocking the flow!"

by Ian December 14, 2003

zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.

She was pissing me off, so I pulled a zombie on the bitch.

by Ian January 30, 2005

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

Islamajew

A child who was produced from one Islamic parent and a Jewish parent.

1. Islamajews are weird people.

by Ian January 5, 2004

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

Emoth

The combination of Emo and Goth. For those who hate being called either, or both. :P

Jaivaz is an emoth.

Anybody who paints their nails black is an emoth.

A lot of satanists are more than likely emoth.

by IaN September 25, 2004

evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude

Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy

by Ian March 8, 2005