ian's definitions

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005

phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 2, 2004

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 10, 2004

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.

"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."

by Ian December 15, 2003

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

by Ian May 4, 2004