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One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.
The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.
by Ian December 7, 2004
Get the Bambi mug.1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.
2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )
2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )
by ian November 27, 2005
Get the get-together mug.and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.
by ian February 9, 2005
Get the holy moo mug.Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
by Ian March 5, 2005
Get the happy trail mug.a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
by Ian June 17, 2006
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Get the tshizzle mug.chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.
"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."
by Ian June 17, 2006
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