ian's definitions

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004

Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 2, 2004

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 2, 2005

Frunk

A trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.

I like Beetles and MR2s, because frunks are cool!

by Ian August 23, 2005

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003