ian's definitions

Bambi

One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.

The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.

by Ian December 7, 2004

holy moo

and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.

someone has just said something really really really stupid

"HOLY MOO!"

by ian February 9, 2005

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004

Godwhack

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

bitchslap

To smack a punk with the basckside of ones hand

Kody would bitchslap Jayme if he hit whores.

by Ian February 8, 2003

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003