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fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.
I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.
by Ian March 5, 2003
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Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
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chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.
Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.
by Ian February 14, 2005
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phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.
"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."
by Ian February 2, 2004
mugGet the phantom hatmug.

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 20, 2003
mugGet the Chodemug.

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.
god damn theresa for being a butthole.
by ian May 13, 2005
mugGet the god damnmug.

buta

abbrev. of bus turn-around. the area where the school buses arrive. every school might not exactly have one.
"yo, i'll see you at the buta after ninth period."
by ian August 9, 2005
mugGet the butamug.

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