14 definitions by iam2eeyore

mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 3, 2009

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."

Clown: "Dude, what happened to my thread about white supremacy?"
Moderator: "Bininnated."

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 29, 2010

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 21, 2009

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010