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probably the worst place in california to grow up. you are hours away from the beach and the mountains. the only thing to do is go to the polluted sacramento river, or if you are further up, the american river. there is no night life or anything to do unless you are over 21, then you get to frequent the numerous shit dive bars that are run by red necks. there are 3 clubs here and they suck donkey balls. downtown is cool for about 5 whole minuets. its hotter then hell here in the summer (100 degrees plus) and it rains 4 months out of the year in the winter. the kings suck dick. It is a fucking cowtown, i've lived here all my life. 5 minuets from sacramento there are fucking cows and rice fields. don't come here unless you want more motivation to kill yourself.
guy 1: "hey i'm going to sacramento for a wedding"

guy 2:"i'm sorry to hear that."
by i_rule July 23, 2009
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