7 definitions by iCruncher

Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

Watersheep

a grey sheep that pewdiepie accidentally killed with a piston and magma block

Watersheep is grey.

by iCruncher February 21, 2022

Stan 𝕏

Stan Twitter, but after Elon changed it into that stupid porn app

𝕏? That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard! It sounds like a porn app ffs. Stan Twitter would be Stan 𝕏 now!

by iCruncher October 6, 2023

longgadog

a mix between a longannisa, a filipino sausage often made of pork and a hotdog sausage.

Person 1: What's your favorite food?
Person 2: longgadog

by iCruncher May 17, 2022

What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

afc

Definition 1: Asian Food Channel
Definition 2: Away from Controller

aw man, johnny boy is afc

by iCruncher May 30, 2022

Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community

Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.

by iCruncher February 21, 2022