iBoy2G's definitions

iPad

The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.

Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.

by iBoy2G October 5, 2012

Oop

Another name for your stomach.

After the corrupt cop shot him in his oop, he bled out and died on the dispensary floor.

by iBoy2G July 20, 2018

metroPCS

A cheap cellphone service for metrosexuals. It's based on the crappy and monopolistic CDMA technology because a metrosexual is too stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.

Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and monopolistic CDMA technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. They don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?

by iBoy2G August 19, 2010

Legger

Another name for the human leg. Derived from the famous Ooplegger, who has both an oop and two leggers.

A drug addicted hobo named Mike cut off his own legger with a hacksaw so he could get opioids from the hospital.

by iBoy2G July 20, 2018

WLF

Short for Washington Liberation Front (also known as Wolves). The archenemy of the Serephites (also known as Scars).

The WLF will never make peace with the Serephites.

by iBoy2G January 11, 2021

Woke

A word used by snowflakes to show their fragile little ego was offended rather than using the more appropriate crying emoji!

Omg there’s a gay couple in that game it’s so woke I can’t take it wah wah wah help me Jesus!!!!

by iBoy2G October 18, 2021

Indepublican

A person who claims to be Independent, but always votes for Republican candidates no matter what.

90% of Independents in Florida are Indepublicans, which is why extreme right wing politicians currently control all state offices.

by iBoy2G August 27, 2013