12 definitions by i love bj

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 28, 2010

xoxo billie joe

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.

"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."

by i love bj March 26, 2010

hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

by i love bj March 31, 2010

sultana

an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran

"Sophie, stop eating those sultanas."

"I CAN'T STOP"

"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"

"That was one time!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

waves of dissaproval

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.

"I like Andrei."

"WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!"

by i love bj March 29, 2010

goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 9, 2010

attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010