*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*
Person underneath: "You just minged me."
Person underneath: "You just minged me."
by i love bj March 28, 2010
by i love bj April 10, 2010
A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.
by i love bj June 09, 2010
a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.
"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"
"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."
"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."
by i love bj March 26, 2010
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."
"No I'm not!"
5 mins later
"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"
"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
"No I'm not!"
5 mins later
"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"
"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.
BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!
by i love bj May 24, 2010
hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010