i love bj's definitions

attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 27, 2010

xoxo billie joe

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.

"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."

by i love bj March 26, 2010

faggotbrain

an idiotic person.

(sees a definition they don't like on urban dictionary. gives it a thumbs down.)

"Down, you FAGGOTBRAIN!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

cumderpants

cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.

"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."

by i love bj March 25, 2010

waves of dissaproval

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.

"I like Andrei."

"WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!"

by i love bj March 29, 2010