i love bj's definitions

xoxo billie joe

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.

"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."

by i love bj March 26, 2010

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 27, 2010

naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

waves of dissaproval

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.

"I like Andrei."

"WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!"

by i love bj March 29, 2010

cumderpants

cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.

"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."

by i love bj March 25, 2010

goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 10, 2010

vaginal bone

The bone inside your vagina.

"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"

by i love bj April 9, 2010