sultana

an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran

"Sophie, stop eating those sultanas."

"I CAN'T STOP"

"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"

"That was one time!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

xoxo billie joe

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.

"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."

by i love bj March 26, 2010

attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 27, 2010

hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

by i love bj March 31, 2010

goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 10, 2010