hytham_hammer's definitions

stottie

stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.

a stottie and a cig in hand, John banged the gang's chief sister arite..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

freeriding

snowboarding: medium-length boarding technique.

the boardies started to gather for a mush-up on some freshie Dr. Deep freeriding contest. (!!!!!)

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Outernet

in cafes, street signs and corners, resturants... even; as I read once in Wired, on top of taxis in NY... beaming info from the Net and webvertisement.

dig: the e-revolution is nothing but a big advertainment campaign to empty you already emptied pockets!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

BEAM

Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics & Mechanics: toy-robots manufacturing criteria in Japan.

To call the Japs 'Aibo-heads' is totally unfair and makes no sense. They are the bestest and most-intelligent people in the world.
Japan: 1 America: zip!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006