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Definitions by hytham_hammer

low-five 

The same as a high-five but this one is done hands down way.
the wiggers were high on a b-ball game today...all shittos were like high-fivin', low-fivin' eachothers!
what to say?..wiggers!..
low-five by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

geoslaves 

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .
co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"
geoslaves by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.
The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!
spoiler by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

biohacker 

1: a DNA manipulator . Any one who dabbles in the field of GMOs and genetic-cloning without proper authority or a real humanistic vision.
2: alien invaders playing havoc with peoples' genes taken from scoop spicemens thousands of years ago!.
1-hammer:They are trying to bring Elvis back to life using his hair clippings.. friendo: man, now that's some shitty biohacker stuff! .
2-hammer:biohacking is not new ..i think i saw a cave painting featuring an alien GET trying to scoop-mark a neolithic man's arm..
friendo: oh! that old?! .
biohacker by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ass-screwed 

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.
shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!
ass-screwed by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Lugs in the U here are a hard-to-find. Thanks to the fact that they plan to extend thier lesbianism well into the later stages of thier measley little sorry lezass lives!
lug by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Who's got tha phlayva?
phlayva by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006