Definitions by humans are scary
myspace reggaetoner
A myspace member who has, as his default picture, a picture of him with a typical Daddy Yankee hat, chains and a huge shirt.
You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
myspace reggaetoner by humans are scary June 20, 2006
let's roll
let's roll by humans are scary June 20, 2006
googleful
A word popularized by Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on the MTV Movie Awards. He acted as the founder of Google and told Jessica Alba, the hostess, that she was one of the most searched women online on a funny sketch.
Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.
Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.
#1: I heard Jessica Simpson gets searched on yahoo like 24/7
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true
googleful by humans are scary June 20, 2006
you're beautiful
you're beautiful by humans are scary June 20, 2006
Shiloh
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's overrated baby.
Apparently, everyone seems to think this is the most important baby ever and are reportedly paying millions of dollars for pictures of the baby.
Some think the baby and its enlarged reputation will take over the world one day.
Apparently, everyone seems to think this is the most important baby ever and are reportedly paying millions of dollars for pictures of the baby.
Some think the baby and its enlarged reputation will take over the world one day.
#1: You hear about the Jolie-Pitt baby?
#2: Oh, have I? It's on tv 24/7
#1: Why dont people care about things other than a baby named Shiloh?
#2: I dont know dude, they seem to think she's taking over the world one day.
#2: Oh, have I? It's on tv 24/7
#1: Why dont people care about things other than a baby named Shiloh?
#2: I dont know dude, they seem to think she's taking over the world one day.
Shiloh by humans are scary June 20, 2006
hi5
It is a friendster system where you can add your friends from your email list and add new friends from all over the world. All latin people are on it. It seems to be the latin myspace; and soon, it will become the asian myspace. A lot of people from India and Pakistan have joined, and if you include your email address, they'll talk to you.
hi5 is simpler than myspace, but lately, it has changed so you are able to modify everything on your page. You can see who has visited your profile and you can send "testimonials", not "comments", which makes testimonials sound serious. If you send someone a comment on myspace, you dont even have to know them well, it can just be a "hi!" but if you send a testimonial to someone on hi5, it has to be something amazing that describes how great that person is and so on.
hi5 is simpler than myspace, but lately, it has changed so you are able to modify everything on your page. You can see who has visited your profile and you can send "testimonials", not "comments", which makes testimonials sound serious. If you send someone a comment on myspace, you dont even have to know them well, it can just be a "hi!" but if you send a testimonial to someone on hi5, it has to be something amazing that describes how great that person is and so on.
latin girl #1: write me a testimonial on hi5! please!
latin boy #2: no...we're not that close yet!
latin girl #1: how about a myspace comment?
latin boy #1: Why, sure!
latin boy #2: no...we're not that close yet!
latin girl #1: how about a myspace comment?
latin boy #1: Why, sure!
hi5 by humans are scary June 11, 2006
testimonial
the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).
however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:
Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM
Hello my brazilian friend.
Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM
Hello my brazilian friend.
Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
testimonial by humans are scary June 11, 2006