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My Chemical Romance Fans

Really poser kids who think they can take over the world, claiming that Gerard Way is their god and so on. Now, let's of course, make clear that these kids only got to know of the band because Mtv completely commercialized Helena and now they dress in black and red because they're such goth-punk-rockers. These kids also claim that their kids will beat up other kids and that Frank Iero is one of the sexiest men alive.

It would be relevant to add that most of these kids listen to Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Avril Lavigne and thus, deserve death.

Btw, I have nothing against the <i>real fans</i>, just that these ones suck major donkey cock.

My Chemical Romance Fan #1: OMGGGG gerards soo hotzzzz
My Chemical Romance Fan #2: OMG Yeah! I love Frank and Mikey more!
My Chemical Romance Fan #1: Oh yeah that's right.

Real Fan #1: How about like Bob, the drummer? He's got serious drumming skills...although Matt was better, but weird.
My Chemical Romance Fans #1 & #2: Bob who? Matt who?
MCR fan #1: Speak poser language, plase, real fan #1! We cant understand you!

by humans are scary November 11, 2005

mahhhkuss

the way some mainland china people pronounce the name "Marcus"

Chao: Hey mahhhkuss!
Marcus: I love you just the way you are...

by humans are scary December 6, 2006

f'ed up

Shorthand for Fucked Up. Usually used when the person does not want to swear. Fucked Up = strange, rather unusual, weird, messed up.

#1: I'll do my sister all night long!
#2: Oh man, you're f'ed up!!11

by humans are scary July 27, 2006

x'ed

1. Tricked, like Punk'd on the Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (Look at the above definition)

2. Cut out from something. Like a picture or an event.

1. Omg, you've been x'ed! This was all a lie!

2. a: hey, x me out from that picture! I look terrible!
b: alright, you've been x'ed

a: i cant believe he hasnt talked to me in 2 days
b: so he has completely x'ed you out from his life?

by humans are scary July 28, 2006

googleful

A word popularized by Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on the MTV Movie Awards. He acted as the founder of Google and told Jessica Alba, the hostess, that she was one of the most searched women online on a funny sketch.

Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.

#1: I heard Jessica Simpson gets searched on yahoo like 24/7
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true

by humans are scary June 20, 2006

let's roll

Another way to say "Let's Bounce" or "Let's Leave" but less Ghetto.

#1: You ready to leave?
#2: Yeah, let's roll!

by humans are scary June 20, 2006

myspace reggaetoner

A myspace member who has, as his default picture, a picture of him with a typical Daddy Yankee hat, chains and a huge shirt.

You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.

#1: Youzz soo fineezz pUtToZZzz!
#2: leave me alone you myspace reggaetoner!

by humans are scary June 20, 2006