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myspace reggaetoner

A myspace member who has, as his default picture, a picture of him with a typical Daddy Yankee hat, chains and a huge shirt.

You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
#1: Youzz soo fineezz pUtToZZzz!
#2: leave me alone you myspace reggaetoner!
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
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let's roll

Another way to say "Let's Bounce" or "Let's Leave" but less Ghetto.
#1: You ready to leave?
#2: Yeah, let's roll!
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
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ligga

a Latin nigga.

a latin person that is influenced by urban, hip-hop culture.
#1: hola, como estas?
#2: oh, you ligga!
by humans are scary July 28, 2006
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do you AIM?

what you ask someone when you want to know if they use the popular instant messaging program AOL Instant Messenger.
#2: You're cool, do you AIM?
#1: Oh do I! This is my screenname, add me!
by humans are scary July 28, 2006
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testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
by humans are scary June 11, 2006
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Cedric Bixler Zavala

Cedric Bixler-Zavala is the vocalist from the most amazing band ever, The Mars Volta. He used to be the frontman of the emocore/hard punk band At the Drive-In, dubbed the next Nirvana by some. At the Drive-In dissolved in the beginning of the 2000s and he formed, with Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, ATD-I's guitarist, The Mars Volta. One of the greatest progressive/emocore bands there are out there today.

He has an amazing voice. He incorporates falsetto and various sounds to make the Mars Volta's sound just plain different from anything else.
Cedric Bixler Zavala + Omar Rodriguez Lopez = Best thing that has happened to music.
by humans are scary October 10, 2005
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googleful

A word popularized by Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on the MTV Movie Awards. He acted as the founder of Google and told Jessica Alba, the hostess, that she was one of the most searched women online on a funny sketch.

Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.
#1: I heard Jessica Simpson gets searched on yahoo like 24/7
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
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