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Since God was a boy

The expression "since God was a boy" is a humorous and exaggerated way of saying "a very long time." It implies that an event or situation has been happening for so long that it's been around since the beginning of time, or even since God's youth. It's not meant to be taken literally, as it's a common idiom used to emphasize duration.
Q. "How long has that been there?"

A. "Ages, since God was a boy"
by hteb78 May 18, 2025
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Platting fog

something that is imposable to do
1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....
by hteb78 November 10, 2012
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Darken the doorstep

To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"

Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
by hteb78 November 16, 2017
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Your best bib and tucker

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".
by hteb78 August 18, 2017
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Jelly Ladder

To describe a useless object or person
About as useful as a Jelly ladder........
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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Sculpting Water

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do
1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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