hteb78's definitions
The expression "since God was a boy" is a humorous and exaggerated way of saying "a very long time." It implies that an event or situation has been happening for so long that it's been around since the beginning of time, or even since God's youth. It's not meant to be taken literally, as it's a common idiom used to emphasize duration.
by hteb78 May 18, 2025
Get the Since God was a boymug. by hteb78 November 27, 2012
Get the A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.mug. 1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"
Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".
2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".
Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".
2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".
by hteb78 August 18, 2017
Get the Your best bib and tuckermug. by hteb78 November 27, 2012
Get the Jelly Laddermug. An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.
When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.
by hteb78 July 8, 2023
Get the A Pouderd Prunemug. A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"
Or
A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"
The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"
Or
A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"
The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
by hteb78 January 23, 2024
Get the As genuine as a 40 pence piecemug. An old lady who wears an excessive amount of foundation, making her wrinkled skin look like someone has just dusted a prune with powder.
Did you see ninety year old Vera at the Ladies Tea Dance on Saturday, she had so much foundation on, she looked like a Powdered Prune.
by hteb78 February 28, 2025
Get the Powdered Prunemug.