6 definitions by howard1976

selective PMT

When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period

Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT

by howard1976 June 6, 2014

stamina wank

To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse

John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed

by howard1976 June 7, 2014

porngerism

Sex moves copied from viewing to much porn, to spice up life in the bedroom, similar to watching Rocky and twatting your sister

Sex was getting boring with Jane, John decided to try some extreme porngerism to liven her up a bit.

by howard1976 June 7, 2014

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

Ruized

When an over weight underdog with a dad bod, rises against all the odds, in what seems an impossible scenario, giving over weight men all over the world hope

I can't believe big Dave , RUIZED that bully of a nightclub bouncer last night

by howard1976 September 8, 2019