6 definitions by homieijustfuckedyomomma
Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017
i) A complete and utter douchebag
ii) Someone who talks shit, but is really just a huge pussy
iii) Gets his ass kicked in every fight (If he doesn't bitch out)
iv) See also "Fuckboy"
ii) Someone who talks shit, but is really just a huge pussy
iii) Gets his ass kicked in every fight (If he doesn't bitch out)
iv) See also "Fuckboy"
Guy 1: Boy, Daniel Merean just chirped Kevin and now he's haulin' ass so he doesn't get fucked up again like that girl did a couple days ago
Guy 2: I know man, that dude is a fuckin' prick, nigga think's he's the just but he's just a Fuckboy
Guy 2: I know man, that dude is a fuckin' prick, nigga think's he's the just but he's just a Fuckboy
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 23, 2015
What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 23, 2015
The Campus bar at McGill University, Montreal, Canada. Located in the SSMU building on MacTavish, it's arguably the best cheap bar for university students with daily deals on weeknights.
Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.
The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"
Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.
The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"
Andrew: Hey Jane, you wanna go to Gerts for Tallboy Tuesdays? $3 tallboys!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!
by homieijustfuckedyomomma December 7, 2017
"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015
The traditional western image of Jesus which depicts Him as a white dude with long hair and a gnarly beard. Totally looks like the surf bum at your local beach. Or homeless.
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 29, 2018