holymoleydood's definitions

Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

solidly tipsy

to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends.

"how was the beach house last night?"
"it was really great, just melo"
"did you get shmammered?"
"hah no we kept it solidly tipsy"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

mercy compliment

when a person says something that seems like the beginings of a compliment but then just leaves it open ended and very uncomfortable.

"hi how are you?"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
...
...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"

by holymoleydood October 9, 2009

tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.

"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."

by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

sushi drunk

one of the highest forms of satisfaction. such as getting drunk off wine or champagne is a very happy drunk, getting full off sushi is the happiest form of fullness.

"oh i feel so good right now after that crunchy roll"
"you must be at the peak of your sushi drunk"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

slumber grudge

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

by holymoleydood August 16, 2009

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010