holmes's definitions

Rusty Nail

A series of gay pornography starring Rusty Nail and his 3 sons, his wife tapes them! His films so far consist of "The Rusty Nail," Jackson's Lesson, Web learns to play football, Web gets the ball hiked, Travis' Report Card. This is marketed by the Pierce Bros.

The new Rusty Nail video will come out this weekend. So, there I was, walking down the street barefooted, and I stepped on a big RUSTY NAIL!

by Holmes December 5, 2002

Kait

this chick that knwos my friend anthony

buy holmes weed

by holmes August 5, 2003

Kafir

muslim/islamic denoting a non-believer
non-believer christian etc.

"dude, he's a kafir" (by an islamic- juurk terrorist

by holmes May 13, 2005

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on

because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

willy muncher

someone who like to nibble at a penis or two for pure enjoyment, and derives from cock sucker. it can also be used as an insult

you f**kin willy muncher

by holmes September 14, 2004