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potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 19, 2017
Get the poor man's lettuce mug."Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
Get the anti-math mug.“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
Get the Schwingularity mug.The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.
After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.
by hodags1966 January 10, 2021
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Get the MOTUS mug.JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
by hodags1966 November 8, 2020
Get the JOTUS mug.When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 May 3, 2018
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