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Fakebook

Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are dangerously influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie repeatedly, create or spread outrageous rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.

The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.
“Allow me to answer this one. Mike voted for that cruel, racist psychopathic moron because he learned on Fakebook that the opponent was friends with a brown-skinned woman who routinely lunched with a Muslim.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Fakebookmug.

Thansk

An alternative spelling of "Thanks," commonly occurring at the end of an email. Many grammarians consider "Thansk" a modern-day shibboleth signifying friendship between author and reader. More technically, many grammarians recommend that the author not "correct" this "typo," as it is no longer consider a typo.
"So there's plenty that could happen between now and then. Let's keep in close touch by email or text. Thansk, Ted"
by hodags1966 October 31, 2020
mugGet the Thanskmug.

Drop the Sharpie

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
by hodags1966 September 24, 2019
mugGet the Drop the Sharpiemug.

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Schwingularitymug.

wikipedic

"Damn, Russ, your boundless knowledge is wikipedic!"
by hodags1966 June 10, 2020
mugGet the wikipedicmug.

unsocial media

What social media has become
“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.”

“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
by hodags1966 October 28, 2017
mugGet the unsocial mediamug.

Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Feathermug.

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