hodags1966's definitions

Drop the Sharpie

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

Thansk

An alternative spelling of "Thanks," commonly occurring at the end of an email. Many grammarians consider "Thansk" a modern-day shibboleth signifying friendship between author and reader. More technically, many grammarians recommend that the author not "correct" this "typo," as it is no longer consider a typo.

"So there's plenty that could happen between now and then. Let's keep in close touch by email or text. Thansk, Ted"

by hodags1966 October 31, 2020

anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020