hodags1966's definitions

wikipedic

encyclopedic

"Damn, Russ, your boundless knowledge is wikipedic!"

by hodags1966 June 10, 2020

NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018

The Big Delusion

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.

After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.

by hodags1966 January 10, 2021

MOTUS

Moron Of The United States, also known as Donald Trump

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?

by hodags1966 June 2, 2018

JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 8, 2020

Thansk

An alternative spelling of "Thanks," commonly occurring at the end of an email. Many grammarians consider "Thansk" a modern-day shibboleth signifying friendship between author and reader. More technically, many grammarians recommend that the author not "correct" this "typo," as it is no longer consider a typo.

"So there's plenty that could happen between now and then. Let's keep in close touch by email or text. Thansk, Ted"

by hodags1966 October 31, 2020

Jump the Fox

Donald Trump's attack of Fox News after his 2020 election loss. This idiom pays homage to Fonzie's infamous shark-jumping on the TV show Happy Days. Just like Fonzie, Trump's action was one too many, and eventually lead to the breakup of the GOP into one camp of gaslighted worshippers and another of people still somewhat tethered to reality.

"Whoa, did Lindsey Graham also jump the Fox? What does Trump and the Russians have on the guy?"

by hodags1966 November 12, 2020