hodags1966's definitions

Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

The Big Delusion

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.

After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.

by hodags1966 January 10, 2021

MOTUS

Moron Of The United States, also known as Donald Trump

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?

by hodags1966 June 2, 2018

wikipedic

encyclopedic

"Damn, Russ, your boundless knowledge is wikipedic!"

by hodags1966 June 10, 2020

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.

"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."

by hodags1966 June 23, 2019

NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.

"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?

by hodags1966 November 10, 2018