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NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.
"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018
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Obama to Trump

When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.
"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"

"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018
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standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
by hodags1966 July 22, 2018
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MOTUS

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?
by hodags1966 June 2, 2018
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anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.
"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
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Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.
by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
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Put down the Sharpie

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
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