24 definitions by hodags1966
When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 January 17, 2018
What social media has become
“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.”
“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
by hodags1966 October 28, 2017
A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 12, 2020
Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are dangerously influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie repeatedly, create or spread outrageous rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.
The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.
The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.
“Allow me to answer this one. Mike voted for that cruel, racist psychopathic moron because he learned on Fakebook that the opponent was friends with a brown-skinned woman who routinely lunched with a Muslim.”
by hodags1966 November 11, 2020
Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
A request to someone to admit they are wrong.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
When a situation goes from good to bad in a matter of seconds, especially if a completely unnecessary turn of events.
"Whoa, dude, what the hell happened last night? Everyone was having a great time and then suddenly things went from Obama to Trump!"
"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."
"I know, right? What an out-of-the-blue shit storm. Senseless, totally unnecessary, shitty turn of events."
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018