Definitions by high cholesterol child

American Schools 

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

American Schools by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

Chap Trap 

This happens when you bite your lip because it's either itchy or dry, or both, and then everyone who sees you doing it mistakes you for being a fuckboy

Shoot! I'm in a Chap Trap...!

Chap Trap by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Pigeons 

One of the most disgraceful, annoying, and horrible animals on this fulfilled universe. I mean, seriously, just let me eat alone!

Ugh, another herd of pigeons... IDIOTS LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!

Pigeons by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Noob 

Noob is an elite word used by only the most EPICEST of epic gamers. Pfffff, you said noob? Yeah right, you can't even use it properly!

hey noob! ur ugly and fat

Noob by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

Urban Dictionary by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

sadness 

this happens when people on urban dictionary don't accept your definitions... TWICE :(

hey dude, im really sad, HAHA MORE LIKE SADNESS HAHAHA

sadness by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

mom by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018