high cholesterol child's definitions

Chap Trap

This happens when you bite your lip because it's either itchy or dry, or both, and then everyone who sees you doing it mistakes you for being a fuckboy

Shoot! I'm in a Chap Trap...!

by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*

WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Noob

Noob is an elite word used by only the most EPICEST of epic gamers. Pfffff, you said noob? Yeah right, you can't even use it properly!

hey noob! ur ugly and fat

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Pigeons

One of the most disgraceful, annoying, and horrible animals on this fulfilled universe. I mean, seriously, just let me eat alone!

Ugh, another herd of pigeons... IDIOTS LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!

by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.

Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

sadness

this happens when people on urban dictionary don't accept your definitions... TWICE :(

hey dude, im really sad, HAHA MORE LIKE SADNESS HAHAHA

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018