beeeatch

variation on bitch or biotch, a pseudonym for my boss at the Kennebunk Police Department

the Lieutenant can sit and be my beeeatch after I sue his ass

by Higgins October 28, 2003

hershey higgins

The hershey higgins is when a man burys his bald head in another mans ass. When the head is removed a small pyramid shaped chunk of shit is left crowning the bald persons head resembling a hersheys kiss.

Hey Carlos, it looks like you've had a busy afternoon. You have a hershey higgins on your head you sick bastard.

by higgins January 19, 2005

muddy higgins

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy higgins? I will pay you.

by higgins May 12, 2004

cold and prickley higgins

1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.

I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.

by higgins March 24, 2005

milky higgins

When a person attempts to drink a gallon of a milk in 1/2 an hour the result is a milky higgins. The person usually starts out the gallon of milk with very high hopes of winning money. This feeling continues until 1/2 the gallon in gone. After this point the person starts to sweat, and eventually vomits.

Bob let loose a milky higgins all over his desk at work. It was hilarious.

by higgins March 22, 2005

ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 22, 2005

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005