hex_ten's definitions

snark

a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests

ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!

by hex_ten December 10, 2003

jesal

Jesal means to be as jesus, as in walking on water, is a jesal act.
Making water into wine is also a jesal act, making wine into water...is just stupid.

wow, that guy is jesal, did you see him be king of all the jews, shit, i mean, actually wow.

by hex_ten March 1, 2005

caveman

a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks

C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!

"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"

by hex_ten November 29, 2003

here comes the heater

yelled by opponents in half-life 2 death match

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*

by hex_ten December 18, 2004

glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

pwn

v. to own
may derive from misspelling of 'own'or may come from kapown as in 'al kapone' all ways of saying OWN, comes from all the l33ts of counter-strike

you got pwned by that skiddie and his hax!!

by hex_ten November 23, 2003