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slurred

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
by hex_ten May 16, 2004
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S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots
*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)
by hex_ten June 10, 2004
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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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Arrakis

Lame place, full of worms and sand, not good vacation spot,
some fremen, shoot on sight, value water too much, should all be killed, see Operation Arrakis Freedom
"i dont know man, we arrived and all we could see was sand, then a worm ate us and shat us out as MORE sand, THEN we called the travel agency"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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pwn

v. to own
may derive from misspelling of 'own'or may come from kapown as in 'al kapone' all ways of saying OWN, comes from all the l33ts of counter-strike
you got pwned by that skiddie and his hax!!
by hex_ten November 23, 2003
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jesal

Jesal means to be as jesus, as in walking on water, is a jesal act.
Making water into wine is also a jesal act, making wine into water...is just stupid.
wow, that guy is jesal, did you see him be king of all the jews, shit, i mean, actually wow.
by hex_ten March 1, 2005
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cavemen

This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.

cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
That caveman tried to eat my computer, but i got out the stunstick and put a beat down.

Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"
by hex_ten February 2, 2006
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