Hypercolor

like colour at hyperspeed, too fast to see

"did you see that van, it was hypercolour!"

by hex_ten December 03, 2003

Double Banking

When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.

This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.

Look how slowly Steve's drinking, another round and he'll be double banking.

by hex_ten January 13, 2009

slurred

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred

gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff

by hex_ten May 16, 2004

trial and error

The next best thing to guessing

i used trial and error to pass my exams! It only took 15 years to get a C!

by hex_ten May 15, 2004

your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom

I had YOUR maw
"what you doing?"
"Your MAw!"

by hex_ten February 02, 2004

god's special people

God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.

These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.

Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.

god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!

"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"

by hex_ten January 30, 2006

phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

by hex_ten December 01, 2003