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blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
mugGet the blind man's muffmug.

coco de mer

The greatest sex shop IN THE WORLD! you can get lost in there for hours, and as soon as you leave it you will be nostalgic. It's a magical world where men walk around naked with silk blindfolds on and women walk around either in leather dominatrix gear or in frilly delicate lingerie. Brandishing silver and crystal dildos.
by hermaphrodite November 19, 2004
mugGet the coco de mermug.

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