heffer's definitions

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

masking tape

a protective barrier over your penis when bottle rockets are tied to it

an example: Jackass the movie

by Heffer January 10, 2005

poser

Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.

"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser!"

by Heffer May 2, 2003