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jeeneetard

r/JEENEETards is a community on Reddit, the members being preparers of JEE and NEET entrance exams in India. Lakhs of people give these exams. This commnity's name is a portmanteau of words 'JEE', 'NEET' and 'retards'.

He is also a fellow jeeneetard, so he must also know the internal jokes of r/JEENEETards

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Wayland

a set of protocols for graphical environment on Linux or other Unix-like systems. Generally seen as an alternative to Xorg (or a rebel to Xorg by some), it would take a lot of time for Wayland to surpass Xorg due to serveral limitations.

Friend: I use OBS for screen recording.
Me: I could use that now given that wayland supports screen sharing now, but the global keybinds have still not arrived yet, so I am just gonna use HDMI output to record my screen.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Non-veg joke

an Indian slang for a dirty joke (a joke containing references to bodies and sexual activities)

Please don't make any non-veg jokes in front of my mom, she thinks i am very innocent.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Thicc Hoe

an English interpretation of punjabi and hindi phrase 'theek ho' which means 'are you good/okay?', where 'theek' means 'ok/good'

a friend: Thicc Hoe?
another friend: Yes i am thicc

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Alecc the almighty

Parody of the phrase 'oh allah the almighty' for the unicorn founder and educator 'alakh pandey'

Alecc the almighty sir have brought the new course for clearing the JEE exam

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Chutki

some innocent girl who easily gets influenced by boys, some of which can cheat on her. (The slang originated during the claims that possibly Bheem and Indumati, which are the characters in Indian cartoon 'Chota bheem' may marry when they grow up despite Chutki being always there for Bheem, due to which people in india on internet made memes saying 'justice for chutki')

She always gets attracted to fuckboys and gets into relationship with them. She is such a Chutki

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Sima Aunty from Mumbai

Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.

- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.

- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.

- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.

Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022