1 definition by haveahappy

A funny, spunky, talented, crazy, underground, midget, pornstar that does fantasy villain xx role-playing. He uses names like the headstand man and is willing to sacrifice himself to make you smile. His best acting is done with a Latin accent and he has a magical gift that makes girls have multiple orgasms with his pierced tongue bifurcation.
That Richie sure is talented, he can give oral standing.
Just cause your short doesn’t mean you have to bring yourself down.
Why are you looking down? Have you had your richie today? :)
Ohhh yeah bite it Dracula.
by haveahappy July 4, 2011
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