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george w bush

(jack-ass)Noun:for sure the most stupidest thing walking on this earth. A dumb ass pansy who people tell him to state that he went to Yale. However this is obviously not true because as everyone has heard his kindergarden level speeches. And he said that he went to Iraq to "unsaddamize" it. he lives off his daddy's money and the money from the people to go on "vocation to do som unting." The puppet for Dick Cheney when he can't formulate words which is every second of every day. The person who says he is opposed to gay marrage however is on the down low with Tony Blairbut having a affair with Dick Cheney. The bringer of the apocolypse.

1)Dick: hey George... why don't you hummmm.... look around the White House for the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Yeah thats it! The adults have to talk now.
Bush: O.K. prances around and looks under the sofa saying, "Nope no Weapons of Mass Destruction here. Maybe it is in the fridge????"
2)Just a plain DUMBASS WANKER!!

by HaHa January 19, 2005

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The best place to eat spitburgers or other foreign objects in your food. The best way to go about getting your food spit in, is to order multiple sandwhiches off the dollar menu (especially if you're a teenager)

Moron teen 1: Hey dude! Let's order 7 Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers
Moron teen 2: Yeah dude! Yeah!
Employee: ::sound of spitting on food::

by Haha January 22, 2005

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