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To have a feeling that makes you want to get a drink. Too much of the feeling, and you may die or get dehydrated. Also look upthirst.”
Stop searching “Thirsty” on Urban Dictionary and please go to church next Sunday.
by guywhoinahole November 17, 2021
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The greatest number of all time.

Why?
1. The only number from 1-10 that has multiple syllables (se-ven)
2. Has superstitious meaning, considered the lucky number/God’s number.
3. If you gamble, 777 is considered very lucky, you just hit the jackpot.
4. It is a prime number.
5. When you are in school for 7 hours, it finishes.
6. 7 Eleven.
7. 1,000,000 has 7 figures.
8. 7 is a factor of 21, a number that is a meme.
9. 7 8 9 (a.k.a 7 ate 9) is a very well-known joke, in which 7 apparently ate 9.
10. “NUMBA 7. STUDENT WATCHES-“
11. 7 is a factorial prime, a lucky prime, a happy number (happy prime), a safe prime (the only Mersenne safe prime), and the fourth Heegner number.
12. Seven is the lowest natural number that cannot be represented as the sum of the squares of three integers.
13. 7 is prominent in many religions.
14. Number of days in a week.
15. The number is prevalent in culture nowadays.
16. When asked what number to choose from 1 to 10, 7 is the most often picked number.
17. There are 7 continents.
18. There are 7 deadly sins.
19. The 7th heaven.
20. 7 colors in the rainbow
21. There are 7 seas.
22. 7 is the neutral pH.
23. There are 7 virtues and 7 acts of kindness.
24. There are 7 flats and sharps in band.
25. 7 is the only dimension, besides the familiar 3, in which a vector cross product can be defined. (This comes from Wikipedia.)
26. When you roll dice, the opposite ends from what you see will ALWAYS add up to 7.
Person 1: 7 is amazing!
Person 2: Its just a num-
Person 1: no.

Join the clan of 7 bois. (This was originally larger than Urban Dictionary’s max word count…)
by guywhoinahole November 19, 2021
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Someone’s last words before procrastinating really hard on their 26 question homework due tomorrow.
8:00PM: Just one more game…
1:30AM: UH OH MY CALCULUS HOMEWORK
by guywhoinahole November 3, 2021
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you literally just march on your buddy. preferably on their stomach after they eat a 5-course meal, to ensure vomiting.
Person 1: Hey, it’s March, you know what this means?
Person 2: what
Person 1: *marches* It’s March on a person March!
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1. (Most Innocent) The number the precedes 70 and proceeds 68
2. One of the three godly numbers that sit in legendary thrones. Sits by 420 and 666. It is the most known funny number.
3. (18+ definition) Another way of saying sex.
1. What do I do with my 69 marbles?
2. hahaha lol 69 haha funniiiii
3. hey gf, wanna 69?
by guywhoinahole November 19, 2021
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