guru's definitions

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004

Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.

by guru July 17, 2003

Shaku

An aimbotting hacker who can be found camping somewhere in Radio Tower.

Goddammit is Shaku camping again.

by Guru February 2, 2005

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 5, 2004

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003