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sure, why not? 

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.
sure, why not? by Guru January 8, 2004
jamesog slapping Guru being.
* Yoggles slaps jamesog
yoggles by guru December 27, 2003
To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.
Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(
munkus by GuRu December 2, 2003
she pledged AKA
aka by guru September 29, 2003
don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma
BM by guru September 29, 2003
A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.
Tom-arse.
TREllis by Guru August 21, 2003

southern shandy drinking ponce 

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
SharpAsKnifes