guru's definitions

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 7, 2004

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.

by guru July 17, 2003

Shaku

An aimbotting hacker who can be found camping somewhere in Radio Tower.

Goddammit is Shaku camping again.

by Guru February 2, 2005