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where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
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Gerbil

A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia which have no agend whatsoever. one minute its sleepin. the next its humpin a water bottle.
My gerbil is crazy. It's humps everything!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 8, 2005
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hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.
dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
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limbo

ehhhhhhh its like heaven AND hell. like heaven, u live there with eternal life and ur not punished....well, if u were GOOD in life before the coming of christ. like hell, it is a part of hell and u cant get upgraded to heaven (before christ neway) cuz its for ppl who never experienced christianity (like aborted babies and babies who died before babtism). many protestants label Catholics as being ppl who damn nethin and neone to an eternity in hell if they do not live to christian expectations, but the Catholics believe that God will show mercy on babies and other unbabtized children by sending them to limbo.

basically, it doesnt have the beautification like heaven, but it has the eternal bliss part.
ive lived a mixed life, so chances are, ill be im limbo.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006
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Fushigi Yugi

also known as the "Mysterious Play", Fushigi Yugi is a shoujo ("girl", but it can be for guys too) by manga artist yu watase. its about this girl named Miaka and her friend Yui who get sucked into the Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho (The Book of the Universe of the Four Gods). Through many events, Miaka and Yui become enemies. In order to save the world, Miaka must gather the Suzaku Seishi (Suzaku Celestial Warriors) as Suzaku no Miko (Priestess of Suzaku) and summon the beast god, Suzaku. A very good, touching, romance story. With TONS of cute guys. ^^ (Warning: You WILL need tissue)
Fushigi Yûgi is my most favoritest manga/anime series ever!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005
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Taco Bell

i dont know why some ppl think spainards eat taco bell all the time. taco bell is MEXICAN food, not spanish
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005
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mothman

in Point Pleasant, west virginia, there is a flyin beast called the mothman. wittnesses say that it appears to be a big, dark, tall man but sprouts wings from behind its back. the most recognizable trait are its big glowing red eyes. since the 1960s many sightings have been reported. it also has a reputation of chasing ppl. i must say, the mothman is one of the scariest cryptids out there.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
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