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kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
mugGet the kompromisemug.

Mickelson

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
mugGet the Mickelsonmug.

vietnam

(noun)
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
by gtbarry August 28, 2008
mugGet the vietnammug.

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.
My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.
by gtbarry October 23, 2008
mugGet the Colombian minutemug.

girlate

(noun or verb)

**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**

1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said

2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence
Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”

But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
by gtbarry February 15, 2009
mugGet the girlatemug.

Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
by gtbarry July 7, 2006
mugGet the Mickelsonmug.

cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
mugGet the cyber-vanitymug.

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