gtbarry's definitions
Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
Get the Mickelsonmug. (noun or verb)
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
Get the kompromisemug. (adverb)
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
Get the totalsmug. Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 7, 2009
Get the kommitmentmug. Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."
by gtbarry November 19, 2007
Get the Boyfriend without benefitsmug. (adverb)
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
by gtbarry November 2, 2008
Get the totalsmug. noun or verb
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-affirmation
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
Get the cyber-vanitymug.